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Name a rude sounding place name?

227 replies

OneUmberJoker · 04/01/2026 19:10

Cockermouth

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Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 04/01/2026 19:20

Roaminginthegloaming · 04/01/2026 19:13

Shitterton (near Bere Regis, Dorset).

The name plate of the village was stolen so many times that it’s now (probably concreted in) on a huge rock!

I think they did the same with Twatt.

Wetwang, on the other hand, endures.

WhatIsTheCharge · 04/01/2026 19:20

The name itself isn’t rude: Three Mile Bottom 🤷🏻‍♀️ but ever since I was a kid, my dad has called it “Massive Arsehole” 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

Pernicketywishes · 04/01/2026 19:20

Bully Hole Bottom

bearfood · 04/01/2026 19:20

JimJamJelly · 04/01/2026 19:11

Wetwang

My kids were highly amused when we drove past Wetwang on holiday once and I opened the thread knowing it would be here 😂

H202too · 04/01/2026 19:20

Wide Open

PhantomOfAllKnowledge · 04/01/2026 19:21

Sandy Balls

Lovelynames123 · 04/01/2026 19:21

H202too · 04/01/2026 19:20

Wide Open

I used to live here, it's actually Wideopen but out of the area friends found it hilarious when I gave them my address!

TwattyMcFuckFace · 04/01/2026 19:22

Butthole Lane - Leicestershire

spring1979 · 04/01/2026 19:23

Clay pit lane Leeds

itsjustasecrethandshake · 04/01/2026 19:24

Cockermouth

AlwaysTheRenegade · 04/01/2026 19:25

Minge Lane

H202too · 04/01/2026 19:27

Lovelynames123 · 04/01/2026 19:21

I used to live here, it's actually Wideopen but out of the area friends found it hilarious when I gave them my address!

My friend from uni lived there. Missed the spelling.

Seawolves · 04/01/2026 19:28

WhatIsTheCharge · 04/01/2026 19:20

The name itself isn’t rude: Three Mile Bottom 🤷🏻‍♀️ but ever since I was a kid, my dad has called it “Massive Arsehole” 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

I wonder what he'd make of Six Mile Bottom

ohyesido · 04/01/2026 19:28

Fingringhoe. My PILs live nearby to this place and I can’t believe nobody else acknowledges it

whatawalley · 04/01/2026 19:28

There is a town called Wank in Germany.

How we laughed when we realised that the inhabitants are all technically wankers.

Noeggsontoast · 04/01/2026 19:28

Cumboots

Blushingm · 04/01/2026 19:30

Bell end

huuskymam · 04/01/2026 19:31

Nobber, bastardstown, horetown, muff, termonfeckin, all in Ireland

menopausalmare · 04/01/2026 19:31

Hurtmore bottom
Brest

TheSunRisesInTheEast · 04/01/2026 19:32

Butt Lane, Bradwell, Norfolk

PhantomOfAllKnowledge · 04/01/2026 19:32

😊

Name a rude sounding place name?
PorpoiseWithPurpose · 04/01/2026 19:32

Iron Knob - South Australia

Twatt - Orkney

Fucking - Austria (officially renamed Fugging in 2020 after the villagers became pissed off with years of being mocked)

Sesame2011 · 04/01/2026 19:34

Clitheroe

Dolamroth · 04/01/2026 19:34

whatawalley · 04/01/2026 19:28

There is a town called Wank in Germany.

How we laughed when we realised that the inhabitants are all technically wankers.

The town has embraced it too, you can buy merch that says I ❤️ Wank

dizzydizzydizzy · 04/01/2026 19:35

PhantomOfAllKnowledge · 04/01/2026 19:32

😊

🤣🤣🤣