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Name a rude sounding place name?

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OneUmberJoker · 04/01/2026 19:10

Cockermouth

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muddyford · 04/01/2026 19:54

Shitterton, Dorset

notanatural2018 · 04/01/2026 19:55

Piddletrenthide

bleakmidwintering · 04/01/2026 19:56

@ClareVoianceAye,I’m Cumbrian too.

IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 04/01/2026 19:57

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 04/01/2026 19:20

I think they did the same with Twatt.

Wetwang, on the other hand, endures.

When we went to Twatt there was no signage at all. Not even on the post office sign.

JaffavsCookie · 04/01/2026 19:57

Condom, Brest

Lonelycrab · 04/01/2026 19:57

whatawalley · 04/01/2026 19:28

There is a town called Wank in Germany.

How we laughed when we realised that the inhabitants are all technically wankers.

Yes me and a friend stayed there.

It has a cable car going to the top of mt Wank (a big hill) called the Wankbahn

Name a rude sounding place name?
IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 04/01/2026 20:03

I’m not far from Upperthong (or Netherthong, but that sounds more sensible), and Penistone for that matter..

MagnusSkipton · 04/01/2026 20:05

Wyre Piddle

mindutopia · 04/01/2026 20:06

Brown Willy

Crwysmam · 04/01/2026 20:06

My DS recently walked up Fan Y Big in the Brecons. They also did Pen Y Fan. I suspect it was deliberate.
He also lives round the corner from Fanny St in Cardiff. They were disappointed when they narrowly missed renting a house on Fanny St. I suspect landlords charge a premium, as it’s a popular student address in Cardiff.

PhantomOfAllKnowledge · 04/01/2026 20:06

Lonelycrab · 04/01/2026 19:57

Yes me and a friend stayed there.

It has a cable car going to the top of mt Wank (a big hill) called the Wankbahn

I must be very immature because I'm now desperate to visit Wank 😅

Barkleyspaubles · 04/01/2026 20:08

Fanny Hands Lane.
Creampoke Crescent
Penistone.

Treylime · 04/01/2026 20:09

Horton-cum-Studley

TeenLifeMum · 04/01/2026 20:09

Lusty Cove

Lonelycrab · 04/01/2026 20:10

Hoe lane

ZaZathecat · 04/01/2026 20:12

Cocking

Lonelycrab · 04/01/2026 20:13

Blushingm · 04/01/2026 19:30

Bell end

There is a Bellenden road in Peckham

SodOffbacktoaibu · 04/01/2026 20:14

I am a child. This is making me laugh.

Think you've done mine. Bell end near the Lickey Hills.

TidyDancer · 04/01/2026 20:14

I’ve driven down Cum Cum Hill a few times. I can never be grown up about it!

stclementine · 04/01/2026 20:15

Uckfield - not naughty in itself more like what can be made of it!

HRTQueen · 04/01/2026 20:15

Fanny on the Hill (SE London)

Thong (it’s a hamlet in Kent)

Foggytree · 04/01/2026 20:16

There's a village called Nork in Surrey - not sure if nork is mn originated name ??

Also a road called Fay's Passage in nearby city.

There used to be lot of Gropecunt lanes, all sadly renamed.

Statsquestion1 · 04/01/2026 20:17

Dildo…it’s in Newfoundland

Lonelycrab · 04/01/2026 20:17

If ever there was a thread to bring back the laugh emojiGrin

ThePieceHall · 04/01/2026 20:18

We live in Slack Bottom.

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