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Name a rude sounding place name?

227 replies

OneUmberJoker · 04/01/2026 19:10

Cockermouth

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TheFormidableMrsC · 04/01/2026 19:36

Trotters Bottom

FadedRed · 04/01/2026 19:36

Wankdorf: a suburb of Berne, Switzerland
The Devil’s Arse: a cave and tourist attraction in Castleton, Derbyshire.

dizzydizzydizzy · 04/01/2026 19:37

Six Mile Bottom, Cabridgeshire.

I was also going to say Pratt's Bottom, Kent but somebody has beat me to that.

scoopoftheday · 04/01/2026 19:37

Ballybogey

PocketsAndSedition · 04/01/2026 19:38

Crotch Crescent, Oxford

loislovesstewie · 04/01/2026 19:38

A street in Raunds, Northamptonshire is called Titty Ho.

TerrysChocolateKumquat · 04/01/2026 19:38

Lower Dicker

boundarysponge · 04/01/2026 19:38

There used to be a Grope Cunt Lane in Shrewsbury, the council renamed it.

Luckyingame · 04/01/2026 19:39

Fucking.
Village in Austria, I think.
The name plate used to get taken frequently.

WhatIsTheCharge · 04/01/2026 19:40

Seawolves · 04/01/2026 19:28

I wonder what he'd make of Six Mile Bottom

Well obviously that would have to be Enormous Arsehole 😂

Beezz · 04/01/2026 19:42

lake titicaca

WhatIsTheCharge · 04/01/2026 19:42

Luckyingame · 04/01/2026 19:39

Fucking.
Village in Austria, I think.
The name plate used to get taken frequently.

This reminded me of that old Jackass skit where they visited the town of Mianus (my anus) in Connecticut 😂😂 people kept stealing the signs

Mydahliasareshit · 04/01/2026 19:43

Wyre Piddle

PorpoiseWithPurpose · 04/01/2026 19:43

Lower Cuntington-upon-Spunk

BlueEyedBogWitch · 04/01/2026 19:44

Hampole.

WhatIsTheCharge · 04/01/2026 19:44

There’s also a town in Missouri called Uranus…..famous for their fudge factory and they’ve really played on the town name by selling T-shirts and the like, with the slogan “The best fudge comes from Uranus” and similar potty humour 😂

Inextremis · 04/01/2026 19:45

TerrysChocolateKumquat · 04/01/2026 19:38

Lower Dicker

Also Upper Dicker :)

Magpiecomplex · 04/01/2026 19:48

Oral, South Dakota

youredeadtomesteven · 04/01/2026 19:48

Hoe Approach

Heidi2018 · 04/01/2026 19:49

Blueball

Bastardstown

Nobber

Fannystown

Ballsbridge

Ringsend

All in Ireland ☘️

Rosamutabilis · 04/01/2026 19:52

spring1979 · 04/01/2026 19:23

Clay pit lane Leeds

How is this rude-sounding? I must be missing something.

With all the x cum x names I never think of it in that way because I did Latin A level and all I see is the word meaning "with".

Fanny Street, Cardiff.

bleakmidwintering · 04/01/2026 19:53

Cockermouth- or as my boss once said to me when I said I had been there the night before‘I asked you where you had been , not what you’ve been doing’!

MrsMoastyToasty · 04/01/2026 19:54

Bonkle (DH has an uncle who lives there). It's not far from Bogside. (Near Motherwell).

ClareVoiance · 04/01/2026 19:54

bleakmidwintering · 04/01/2026 19:53

Cockermouth- or as my boss once said to me when I said I had been there the night before‘I asked you where you had been , not what you’ve been doing’!

It's 'cockermuth'

ChinFluff46 · 04/01/2026 19:54

Uranus.

It was just on McIntryes The Wheel, he said 'You've just locked in Uranus' and they creased up.

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