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Miriam Morgolyes on Graham Norton

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PuppyMonkey · 28/11/2025 23:20

Anecdote about wanking off three men in a random wood in Edinburgh or something. Everyone laughed hysterically.

Is it just me or have TV chat shows gone really downhill? Confused

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Carla786 · 05/12/2025 17:23

Sarover · 02/12/2025 22:24

This absolutely. She’s a bit like a pick me cool girl or 1990s style ladette trying to catch the attention of men. It’s like deep down she feels that as an older lesbian woman she’s of not interest to the men unless she gets crude. About sex with men. It’s strange. Why no anecdotes about sex with women?

She's lived in a different country from her poor wife for many years & says that she doesn't fancy her anymore. Yes you can have a good relationship and live apart but it does seem odd.

Carla786 · 05/12/2025 17:23

cucumberpeach · 02/12/2025 22:25

I think this is a total misreading of her

How?

Beachtastic · 05/12/2025 17:28

Carla786 · 05/12/2025 17:23

How?

I suppose her modus operandi is to play with the incongruity of a posh old lady spouting grotesque, coarse tales and using vulgar language. You either find that funny or you don't. I don't particularly, because I don't have any expectation of posh old ladies to be polite and prissy, and have nothing against swearing. As a comedy ploy, it seems a bit lame to me. That said, I watched the GN show and didn't find her particularly offensive.

CatPawsAreCute · 05/12/2025 17:33

cardibach · 28/11/2025 23:32

I can’t bear her. She thinks she’s so shocking being a sexually active lesbian, but the world has moved on. Nobody cares. Vile.

I'm with you! Her stories are gross.

EsmaCannonball · 05/12/2025 19:12

When she told the anecdote on Graham Norton the first time it was only one man, so she's making up stories which encourage sexual predators who fantasise about the women they accost being 'up for it' and selling out other women in the process. That's the worst kind of woman.

BatshitOutofHell · 05/12/2025 19:42

Beachtastic · 05/12/2025 17:28

I suppose her modus operandi is to play with the incongruity of a posh old lady spouting grotesque, coarse tales and using vulgar language. You either find that funny or you don't. I don't particularly, because I don't have any expectation of posh old ladies to be polite and prissy, and have nothing against swearing. As a comedy ploy, it seems a bit lame to me. That said, I watched the GN show and didn't find her particularly offensive.

You weren't offended by the fact that she wanked off three total strangers in a forest then wiped her hand on the grass? I was clutching me pearls so tight, although I guess I shouldn't mention a pearl necklace in MM's presence.

Beachtastic · 05/12/2025 19:50

BatshitOutofHell · 05/12/2025 19:42

You weren't offended by the fact that she wanked off three total strangers in a forest then wiped her hand on the grass? I was clutching me pearls so tight, although I guess I shouldn't mention a pearl necklace in MM's presence.

Edited

Well I found the story horrid, but I think it's part of her "I don't believe in shock" and "I'm unflappable" comedy persona.

If I were a psychotherapist I'd imagine there were all kinds of reasons this sort of behaviour appeals to her. It doesn't appeal to me and when I see her doing this shtick I'm aghast not at the content, but at the troubled mentality behind it, which is not really entertainment in my view! It's a bit like seeing someone harming themselves.

Not sure if that makes sense!

BatshitOutofHell · 05/12/2025 21:12

EsmaCannonball · 05/12/2025 19:12

When she told the anecdote on Graham Norton the first time it was only one man, so she's making up stories which encourage sexual predators who fantasise about the women they accost being 'up for it' and selling out other women in the process. That's the worst kind of woman.

She reckons it was always 3 but she was initially too embarrassed to say.

pottydimley · 22/03/2026 10:39

Ugh.

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