Dull Thread Alert. Are you a sandwich cutting 'weirdo'? Apparently I am.

[IncompleteSenten]

I disagree. Obviously

I also eat it in a set order.
First the long top curved piece, then the long bottom, then the 2 sides and finish with the middle.

This is diabolical. I cut in half diagonally or lengthways

It looks completely unappealing cut like that!

Sorry OP, but yes you are an absolute sandwich cutting weirdo! What the hell is that photo 🤣

Well that’s just sick and wrong 😩

Yep! You might as well just drag it apart with your fingers at this point

Never in my life have I seen a sandwich cut like that.
I did laugh out loud though.

That has really made me laugh. What possessed you to cut it like that!?

Curious to know why you started cutting your sandwiches like that OP.
I've never seen anyone do it your way.

I actually like this. I'm going to try it next time I have a sandwich. I usually cut mine in four sqaures like a toddler though so not sure that's a great endorsement for you.

Very original!

You do you but surprising this never come up before now! Some people would build a whole personality around this :)

This is why we need the laugh emoji back, I literally lol at this comment more than at the op.

I get why you would do that but the logistics of moving the top and bottom bits out of the way to cut the last 2 cuts is too much faff. Even cutting without moving it is faff. Just cut it normally and bite the crusts off first.

🤣 who sent me the care button ya cheeky bugger?!

I stand by my sandwich. I refuse to accept my son is right.

I think I could get onboard with your cutting method, I’d save the curved crust part until last to savour it.

Oh no, op! That's terrible!!

😄😄😄 not me but I will now, you need support for having made this sandwich 💐💐

TBF that is a bit weird.

Yeah that's fucking heinous OP, you belong in prison

Never mind the formation, did you cut it with a teaspoon?

I cut mine in half and eat most of the crust first, aiming to end on the best bread-filling last bite. Apart from smoked trout and cream cheese sandwiches which I cut into four as that feels fancier.

I don't actually cut a sandwich like that but, having cut my sandwich into quarters, I then eat the crusts first and then leave a little tempting morsel of each quarter so I get lovely moist mouthfuls at the end,

Straight to sandwich prison for you… do not pass go do not collect £200!!

It looks like a sandwich I make my toddler to cut the crust off, however did you come up with this?

@IncompleteSenten ooof..... trigger warning next time please 😂

That is, and I cannot state this strongly enough, completely unacceptable.