Dull Thread Alert. Are you a sandwich cutting 'weirdo'? Apparently I am.

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I disagree. Obviously

I also eat it in a set order.
First the long top curved piece, then the long bottom, then the 2 sides and finish with the middle.

For some unknown reason that made me shudder.

This thread is brilliant and reminds me of the old days of MN. Thanks, OP.
Aand your son is right, that's bonkers in every level.

This is the correct sandwich cutting technique.

Any self-respecting toddler would ignore all four sides (with the crusts, aaarghhh!) and just eat the small square in the middle.

WTF. Do you do this when you're making a packed lunch too OP?

My dd had a peanut allergy test in hospital and that’s how they cut a piece of toast for her. So that she could be given bigger and bigger pieces of toast with peanut butter on until she had a reaction.

I dont think I could fit the crisps in, in that sandwich configuration. I cant have a sandwich without crisps so that is my main issue here.

wtf is that? Beyond weird.

Weird. But I can see the logic.
I might try it when no one is looking.

OP and this thread has made a dull rainy Friday a delight.

OP you’re definitely weird AF but in the best way.

And I’m pretty sure that M&S Wholemeal medium sliced bread. And if I’m right, I’m concerned about my bread-spotting ability

Way over the line op. I hope you're ashamed

It's the sandwich equivalent of a Rorschach ink blot.

You OK hun? 😁

I don’t cut my sandwich like that but I do eat it in the same order - eating round the edge and saving the middle best bit to last

May as well just blend it up and eat it through a straw

The bottom section is almost entirely bread. I would not want to eat that bit.

This is one of the worst things I've read on here. How could decimate your sammich so? An abomination.

I'd feel like I was being half starved eating those tiny little pieces.

Two big rectangles for me. I (illogically) feel like I'm getting a bigger sandwich if its in rectangles.

DH likes to cut them into 4 dainty triangles. Fuck that. That feels like 4 bites to me.

I really wish we had the laugh emoji back. I'm having to heart amusing posts like a weirdo. It's giving them a weird gravitas.

RIP dearest sandwich ⚰️🥪

you clearly eat in the wrong order there:

1. Bottom bit
2. Left side bit
3. Right side bit
4. top bit
5. middle bit

Any other order is utter folly

I really like this! My method is cross cross, 4 small party sandwiches but I like your finger method and would do the same order, i.e. crusty arcs first.

I don't eat the crusts. Sorry but I feel its a waste of my precious calories. I want to enjoy my bits of bread with filling in it. (there are rare occasions when I enjoy certain bread crusts, but it is rare) No I dont like the crustless bread either.
So in this example Id happily eat the middle (peak sandwich) and nibble at the sides, then discard the rest. However I would not cut it like that.
What I want is a cutter that's bread shaped, but slightly smaller than the bread I'm eating (so square with a slight domed top) Maybe its expandable to fit my specific loaf.

WHAT IS THIS PERVERSION?!

I'm reporting immediately. That image is hate speech!

Oh dear Lord.

Think this is number 2 on the "are you a psychopath?" test

And why are you telling people????

edit SPAG

OMG - me too!! I’m a toast cutting weirdo.

Only toast though. Never sandwiches!

Are you a murderer/serial killer by any chance?