Dull Thread Alert. Are you a sandwich cutting 'weirdo'? Apparently I am.

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I disagree. Obviously

I also eat it in a set order.
First the long top curved piece, then the long bottom, then the 2 sides and finish with the middle.

Four squares here. Triangles be damned!

I like your design OP. I'll try that later lol. For a change!

Ooh, this is EXACTLY how I eat mine (likewise with beans on toast) but I've never thought of cutting them that way. You're a genius op 🫡👌👏

I am horrified by this abomination!!!! OP, what is wrong with you?! 😁

My eyes! MY EYES!!!