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So you're dead

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Balloonhearts · 21/01/2025 22:58

So you're sadly dead, you got hit by a bus, which was unfortunately on time for a fucking change, what song would you want at your funeral?

I think I'd want Little Wonders by Rob Thomas. I like to think I'd have something really funny and inappropriate but realistically some of my family would not find that funny.

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BitOutOfPractice · 22/01/2025 08:33

My main musical request for my funeral is “no fucking Coldplay”.

I’d like Mother of Pearl by Roxy Music.

TravellingSpoon · 22/01/2025 08:39

I want 'the whole of the moon' by the Waterboys.

Nothatgingerpirate · 22/01/2025 08:40

What?
By a bus, before my remaining (abusive) parent died, before I claimed my inheritance and set up my own life??
I don't think about a bloody song.
Let it be Joy to the world, for what I care.
😕😖

HereBeWormholes · 22/01/2025 08:40

Big Ship by Cardiacs. Just to make everyone listen to a top tune.

The ending message is beautiful '...all creations joining in, celebrating happiness and joy all around the world, on land and in the sea...'. Anthem!

The earlier verse about going to a hellish dentist might have them scratching their heads... But either way, result!

brunettemic · 22/01/2025 08:41

Knock on Wood? I don’t mind which version.

DisforDarkChocolate · 22/01/2025 08:47

The only instructions I have - don't spend a stupid amount of money, Be Still for the Presence of The Lord as a hymn. Everything else is up to them.

Ezzee · 22/01/2025 08:48

Going in Madonna Hung up
In between - Jerusalem just because I love it
When leaving Firestarter The Prodigy

Phthia · 22/01/2025 08:49

Balloonhearts · 21/01/2025 23:16

Ooh yeah that too! So many. I'd find and torment my old school bullies in Ghost style, they'd never sleep again. The college tutor who was a bitch to me, she was really religious so I'd pretend to be her God and convince her she was going to hell. That one woman I used to work with who thought she was untouchable and slagged everyone off. Her, I'd scare the pants off.

The person I would most want to haunt died a couple of years ago. I did enjoy going around singing "Ding, dong, the witch is dead", though.

DearDeadrie · 22/01/2025 08:54

Daydream believer- the monkeys
I don't wanna stop- ozzy Osborne
My funeral-dope

FamilyPhoto · 22/01/2025 08:57

Exit, U2.

TroysMammy · 22/01/2025 08:57

I want the theme tune to Animal Magic and the hymn All Things Bright and Beautiful.

its2025 · 22/01/2025 09:01

Garden of forgiveness by Bros (Most of you probs dont know it! LOL)
My Immortal - Evanescence
Alice - Avril Lavigne

I8toys · 22/01/2025 09:01

There is a light that never goes out by The Smiths. And if a double decker bus crashes into us.......

Katiesaidthat · 22/01/2025 09:08

Balloonhearts · 21/01/2025 23:41

Hard to believe what some people are capable of. Hope he rots in prison.

Now that´s the kind of bastard I wouldn´t mind coming back to haunt. He would be scared shitless.

Katiesaidthat · 22/01/2025 09:11

HellofromJohnCraven · 22/01/2025 08:19

What so funny bout peace love and understanding performed by Elvis Costello and the Attractions.
There has never been a point in my life when this hasn't applied.
In my life The Beatles
Bridge over troubled Water

I love In my life. Beautiful song. Also the long and winding road.

bumblingbovine49 · 22/01/2025 09:11

This for me Spooky men's choral version of Crossing the Bar (words below)
DH already has instructions to play this for my funeral

Sunset and evening star,
And one clear call for me!
And may there be no moaning of the bar,
When I put out to sea,

But such a tide as moving seems asleep,
Too full for sound and foam,
When that which drew from out the boundless deep
Turns again home.

Twilight and evening bell,
And after that the dark!
And may there be no sadness of farewell,
When I embark;

For tho' from out our bourne of Time and Place
The flood may bear me far,
I hope to see my Pilot face to face
When I have crost the bar

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poemsandwine · 22/01/2025 09:12

We've had too many funerals in the last couple of years. It's much too expensive for those left behind, so I'm going with direct cremation. But there are some great songs here.

ipredictariot5 · 22/01/2025 09:14

The whole funeral marches shebang like the Queen had. I will let my DH off the gun carriage and horses as don’t want to spend too much of the DC inheritance

EllaView · 22/01/2025 09:15

Plasmodesmata · 21/01/2025 23:19

I'd have that too, if I was having a funeral. But I'm not. I'm signed up to go and be dissected, if all goes to plan.
although thinking about it if I've been hit by a bus they might not want me at the medical school.

Edited

I’m donating my body as well. I’ve told my family to play Three Little Birds by Bob Marley and the Wailers when they feel sad after my death.

ipredictariot5 · 22/01/2025 09:16

TravellingSpoon · 22/01/2025 08:39

I want 'the whole of the moon' by the Waterboys.

I love that song and is my aim for how I wish to live my life

PumpkinsAndCoconuts · 22/01/2025 09:18

hm. Amazing Grace with small pipes.

„es hatten drei Gesellen“ will be sung. But that’s already fixed (without any input of me) and I am quite content with that.

Gunnersforthecup · 22/01/2025 09:20

I like this

Possibly also
Calon Lan
Ave Maria, Gounod
and Guide me on thou Great Redeemer at some point

easy

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Yerto · 22/01/2025 09:25

Wherever You Will Go - The Calling
High - Lighthouse Family

FuckMeUpFlorida · 22/01/2025 09:28

Anyway you want it by Journey 🤘

LadyDanburysHat · 22/01/2025 09:30

I want Highland Cathedral. My kids know this, I mention it often.