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So you're dead

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Balloonhearts · 21/01/2025 22:58

So you're sadly dead, you got hit by a bus, which was unfortunately on time for a fucking change, what song would you want at your funeral?

I think I'd want Little Wonders by Rob Thomas. I like to think I'd have something really funny and inappropriate but realistically some of my family would not find that funny.

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Hwi · 22/01/2025 07:32

Song? As in secular song? Why? What is wrong with church hymns, like for normal people, not film stars? Even if it was a LIVE Elton performance, it cheapened the funeral of Diana, there is no place for secular songs at a church. Apologies if I misunderstood and it won't be at a church.

HelloDaisy · 22/01/2025 07:36

Bigearringsbigsmile · 21/01/2025 23:08

I don't want 'songs'. I want beautiful music and hymns.
Nimrod by Elgar. Maybe ' I know that my redeemer liveth' from the messiah.

We had Nimrod for my mum’s funeral. Beautiful ❤️

SheWaits · 22/01/2025 07:37

I don't want a funeral. I don't think for a second that many people would come anyway and they're awful things.

BellaTheDarkOverlord · 22/01/2025 07:42

Dh wants to be cremated to Elvis Burning Love 😂

gettingolderbutcooler · 22/01/2025 07:42

I actually added Die With A Smile to my list yesterday!!

FabulousFryingpan · 22/01/2025 07:47

My latest is The Strawbs, Lay Down. Before that it was The Pogues, Broad Majestic Shannon. (No, I am not Irish, just so.)

theressomanytinafeysicouldbe · 22/01/2025 07:49

November Rain, Guns'n Roses

Show must go on, Queen

Breakfast at Tiffanys, Deep Blue Something

Didntstop · 22/01/2025 07:56

NooNakedJacuzziness · 22/01/2025 07:26

My dad had a direct cremation and we were told we couldn't choose the music but that something classical would be played.

I want the Rainbow Connection if I do have one

We were able to for mum and dad's

Youngheartsalittletogetherness · 22/01/2025 08:00

RetroTotty · 22/01/2025 07:21

She'll get high......

And watch the ducks groove about 😎

FedupMumof10YearOld · 22/01/2025 08:00

Meredith Brooks. Bitch.

GrandmotherStillLearning · 22/01/2025 08:01

Balloonhearts · 21/01/2025 22:58

So you're sadly dead, you got hit by a bus, which was unfortunately on time for a fucking change, what song would you want at your funeral?

I think I'd want Little Wonders by Rob Thomas. I like to think I'd have something really funny and inappropriate but realistically some of my family would not find that funny.

Seasons in the sun..

Oneearringlost · 22/01/2025 08:03

Bigearringsbigsmile · 21/01/2025 23:08

I don't want 'songs'. I want beautiful music and hymns.
Nimrod by Elgar. Maybe ' I know that my redeemer liveth' from the messiah.

I agree.
I want the Cantique de Jean Racine or The St Patrick's Breastplate.

SpeedyMcNobhead · 22/01/2025 08:04

Bon Jovi-Blaze of Glory 😆

Pamosonic · 22/01/2025 08:10

What is Life - George Harrison (the instrumental version)

PLHJ84 · 22/01/2025 08:13

edwinbear · 21/01/2025 23:05

I’m having Stand By Me - sung by a live gospel choir. DH and DC have strict instructions on this, they can do whatever else they want in terms of the service, flowers, hymns, readings etc. But if I don’t get Stand By Me, sung by a gospel choir, I’ll haunt them for the rest of their lives.

That’s mine too but they can just play the song i don’t need a choir. Suppose as i’ll be dead i won’t actually know or care. Can’t be arsed with the haunting part lol

Augustus40 · 22/01/2025 08:15

Direct cremation with no service for me. Waste of money and only ds nobody else.

TheYeaSayer · 22/01/2025 08:18

Creep - Radiohead

Ruslandgirl · 22/01/2025 08:18

Going in: Northern Skies by I Am Kloot. Going out: Danny Boy, played by Grimethorpe Colliery Band.

HellofromJohnCraven · 22/01/2025 08:19

What so funny bout peace love and understanding performed by Elvis Costello and the Attractions.
There has never been a point in my life when this hasn't applied.
In my life The Beatles
Bridge over troubled Water

Itsawicked · 22/01/2025 08:19

Written on the sky - max richer

Nonbio46 · 22/01/2025 08:22

Three little birds by Bob Marley x

EvilNextDoor · 22/01/2025 08:23

I want to be cremated do not want to be eaten by bugs

As I come into the crem it’s a toss up between Highway to Hell and Metallica nothing else matters, or Whisky in the Jar by Thin Lizzy

As the curtains close I want Firestarter to be played 🤣

To be fair I’d be happy with a direct cremation. I’m not sure I want my family to go through the expense of a funeral..

DopeyS · 22/01/2025 08:24

The Last Goodbye from the Hobbit although probably won't be anyone to go anyway.

My ex went to a funeral and as they carried the coffin out of the church they played Going Underground.

Clawdy · 22/01/2025 08:31

LoserWinner · 21/01/2025 23:24

Skyline Pigeon, Elton John (from his very first album, Empty Sky)

I love this song too. DH wants it at his funeral. I'd have In My Life by the Beatles too.

GutsyShark · 22/01/2025 08:32

The Show Must Go On by Queen.

“I’ll face it with a grin, I’m never giving in” damn right Freddie!

Interesting the number of people who don’t want a funeral. First of all the funeral isn’t for you (you’re dead). It’s for friends and family.

Secondly I used to say I wasn’t bothered what happened to me but I heard someone say you die twice - once when you physically die and the second time the last time someone says your name. After that I think I’d like to be buried rathe me than cremated.

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