Only on Mumsnet...

[SushiSheep]

...have I heard the terms "norks", "tinkly laugh", "naice" bread/ham/area, CF (Cheeky Fucker), LTB (Leave the Bastard) and "get your ducks in a row" (when leaving the bastard!)

What are your 'Only on MN' things?

Sorry jumped to wrong thread!

Just thought of another one

When someone starts a post but uses a term people haven't heard before, but it's perfectly obvious from the context of the post what is meant - the first response is inevitably some faux confusion about what the OP means

Or OP posts about something (maybe an illness) that isn't that well known and the first response is something like 'well I've never heard of that so no idea what you're talking about'. You could Google it in the time it takes you to write that sparky response. And also if you've never heard of it you probably can't add much to the conversation sooo...scroll on by?

Not opening/answering doors
Always texting instead of making calls or see a person face to face
Thinking all men are bastards with paedophile tendencies
Asking medical advice to MN instead of moving heaven and earth getting practical one in real life