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Three poos a day

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ihatethewordhubby · 11/11/2024 07:31

On the back of another thread, how many times a day do you poo. I am a 1- 3 times a day girl. Some posters on thread were saying it's a once a week event. Blew my mind!

OP posts:
BrendaSmall · 11/11/2024 07:33

3/4 times a day, depending on what i eat/drink!

Happysandysummer · 11/11/2024 07:33

3 a day

a happy bowel is an empty bowel!

addictedtotheflats · 11/11/2024 07:35

Once, occasionally twice. Once a week is wild

MegaClutterSlut · 11/11/2024 08:15

Once a day, dh minimum 5 on a good day. He does have ibs though. Once a week sounds painful!

PomegranateKernals · 11/11/2024 08:15

Some days as many as 5. I hate the amount time in my day that pooing takes up!

TheLightSideOfTheMoon · 11/11/2024 08:16

I poo about four times a day.

I had a colleague who pooed once every ten days.

Pigeonqueen · 11/11/2024 08:42

Mostly once a day. 3 times would be an upset stomach for me.

boulevardofbrokendreamss · 11/11/2024 10:45

God too many, up to 10. I have IBS though.

DragonInAmber · 11/11/2024 11:09

Oncr every two days is good for me.

GlitterBallss · 11/11/2024 11:37

So pleased you started this @ihatethewordhubby
I thought I was abnormal.

I usually go 2x and sometimes 3x a day. Not diarrhea but usually on the 'looser' side. I eat a lot of fruit and veg, like 3 portions of fruit and 3/4 of veg, plus nuts.

I find it a bit embarrassing as it's often brought on by eating at meal times or even a hot drink. And when I need to go I have to go.

What I find annoying is my usual toilet habit is a poo within an hour of getting up, but often another one by 10am. Both perfectly normal but it makes it hard with travelling etc.

Anyone else?

FancyNewt · 11/11/2024 11:43

Why do you want to know that?

showersandflowers · 11/11/2024 11:44

Once a day. Any more than once is an upset tummy for me. Any less than once is the end of the world.

Cannot stand being backed up.

ihatethewordhubby · 11/11/2024 11:48

Thanks for all of your poo information lovely people. I feel like you may be a self selected group of over achievers in the poo department as these are indeed high numbers. Why do I want to know ? Much easier to ask on MN rather than IRL. I love a bodily function chat and am personally proud of my strike rate.

OP posts:
anonny55 · 11/11/2024 11:49

Once a day here

GiraffeTree · 11/11/2024 11:55

Typically once a day or maybe slightly less (ie not every single day).

OldTinHat · 11/11/2024 12:06

I've been going eight times a day recently.

Damn pineapple cravings!

Jessie1259 · 11/11/2024 12:10

Once a day or occasionally twice. I cannot imagine pooing 5 times a day - how much must you eat to poo that much? - or once a week - surely only if you live on small amounts of white carbs?

CurledUpLikeADog · 11/11/2024 12:10

I sometimes got 3 or 4 times a day and other days I don’t go at all. My bowels are very unpredictable and I often need to do that which is unthinkable on Mumsnet and go at work, in a restaurant and even at another person’s house. When I need to go, I need to go and I’d really rather do it in a toilet than poo my pants.

MsTada · 11/11/2024 12:14

Usually once a day, sometimes twice. Sometimes I miss a day, but I start feeling uncomfortable if I can't poo for two days in a row.

Gooseandanothergoose · 11/11/2024 12:23

@GlitterBallss I'm just here to say you're not abnormal, at least by my standard of normal. 😁

What's with that 10am thing?! Annoying, is what it is!

Howinthehelldidthishappen · 11/11/2024 12:28

2 - 3 times a day. Usually normal full size poos.

Mushroo · 11/11/2024 12:29

Just to bring the average down - usually once a day, but definitely not unusual for it to be once every couple of days.

if I go on holiday / away from home my bowels freak out and it can be up for 4 / 5 days which is not good.

TomatoSandwiches · 11/11/2024 12:29

The day before my cycle starts my body does a complete flush of my digestive system, I will invariably wake up somewhere between 2 and 3am with horrible cramps and burning pain on my left side, hobble to the toilet and produce a real life production of the full Bristol chart whilst vomiting into the waste bin.

Then I will go a week without a bowel movement then about every 2-3 days until ovulation when I get horribly constipated for another 2-3 days.

veryyydemure · 11/11/2024 12:32

From as young as I can remember to up until I had kids I would poo once a week. After children I now poo once a day.

RavenT · 11/11/2024 12:32

1-3 times a day
If I go on holiday I don't poo for 5 days at least. 🤦🏻‍♀️