They always put me between my brothers so I look short. Everyone thinks it's hilarious, especially when I'm wearing bare feet or flats. It's like two giants and hobbit, and makes them look really tall and me really short.
It's a family joke (because I'm not short, they're just tall), just like my brother always leans on my shoulder and pats me on the head. People who are tall don't get offended when they are told they are giants.
It seems some on here really are mood hoovers and get offended on others behalf.