Meet the Other Phone. Only the apps you allow.

Meet the Other Phone.
Only the apps you allow.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Chat

Join the discussion and chat with other Mumsnetters about everyday life, relationships and parenting.

Are any flat earthers here?

110 replies

Frequency · 11/07/2023 12:47

I have a question that has bothered me all morning. If the earth is a disc then why is it nighttime in Australia right now?

If they're just on a different part of the same disc surely they would see the same sun as I do?

https://www.livescience.com/63648-flat-earth-explanation-for-the-equinox.html

I have found this which appears to be the most popular solution offered by flat earthers but it still makes no sense. It would only work if the earth was a dome, not flat, or else we would all just see a circling ball of light all the time.

NB: I may be procrastinating because I have a lawn to mow and a drain to unblock.

How Do Flat-Earthers Explain the Equinox? We Investigated.

Equinoxes would be physically impossible over a flat Earth, but that doesn't stop conspiracy theorists from trying to explain them.

https://www.livescience.com/63648-flat-earth-explanation-for-the-equinox.html

OP posts:
Thread gallery
6
HandShoe · 11/07/2023 20:49

CurlewKate · 11/07/2023 17:52

The earth can't be flat. If it was, the cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.

This. This is the truth and all you need to consider.

DeeCee77 · 11/07/2023 20:54

Comedycook · 11/07/2023 16:11

I do love a conspiracy theory but a flat earth is a step too far...one thing I really want to know is if the earth truly is flat, why are we being lied to? Like, what's in it for "them" to lie to us that the earth is a sphere?

Conspiracy theorists go against the grain..."ITS A CONSPIRACY"..."THEY'RE ALL IN ON IT". So if it was scientifically proven the Earth was flat, they would declare the opposite.

It's a form of paranoia in that to them we're being controlled/manipulated/lied to.

FreedomDrops · 11/07/2023 20:58

CurlewKate · 11/07/2023 17:52

The earth can't be flat. If it was, the cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.

Absolute nonsense.

The cats are in on it, along with the pilots.

RedVanYellowVan · 11/07/2023 20:59

I have always loved the cats "proof" of a globe.

I am not sure I know any flearthers but I know a married pair of dinosaur deniers. They're not in the bible so they are all fake. Totally and utterly bonkers.

FreedomDrops · 11/07/2023 21:05

RedVanYellowVan · 11/07/2023 20:59

I have always loved the cats "proof" of a globe.

I am not sure I know any flearthers but I know a married pair of dinosaur deniers. They're not in the bible so they are all fake. Totally and utterly bonkers.

To be fair I don't remember any cats in the bible.

DeeCee77 · 11/07/2023 21:05

CurlewKate · 11/07/2023 19:55

I'd love to be a Flat Earther. It would be such fun. And I want to believe the Royal Family are Lizard People too...

It's no coincidence that David Icke had his breakdown around the period They Live was out

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Live

According to him, as well as the Royals, other lizard people include George W. Bush and Boxcar Willie. He has also revealed that the moon is hollow, was placed directly above Earth, and we are being watched by entities inside it.

They Live - Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Live

AnOldCynic · 11/07/2023 21:07

Namechanger1002 · 11/07/2023 17:37

This reminds me of the thread on here years ago about people who were convinced dinosaurs never existed 😂 I ended up going a fb group just for the laughs to see what people were saying 🤣
People get very passionate about this stuff 😂

Me too!

Oysterbabe · 11/07/2023 21:11

I don't believe in flat earthers, they are just fucking with us.

Coffeaddict · 11/07/2023 21:25

Fromage · 11/07/2023 18:35

It's aliens what done it.

The Earth was like a beach ball and then one of the aliens took it too far in a game of beach rugby and we deflated, so now we are a disc. They're now playing Solar System Swingball with a lightbulb, and that's how it's night and day.

All hail the great alien overlord, Frizz Bee.

Also nurse! I think it's time for my pills again.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this had me properly laughing out loud

Coffeaddict · 11/07/2023 21:32

Bananas1350 · 11/07/2023 17:54

Would love to know the reasons behind why they think people are hiding it. Why would there be this big conspiracy for it. What would be the point of that. Imagine the amount of people in the entire world who would have to be in on it.

My mum is an anti vaxer and genuinely believes the drug companies paid off the government's/scientists to hide the dangers of vaccines and cover up that they are causing autism.

I am a medical scientist I have tried to explain how scientific literature works/ how many people need to be 'paid off' but it just falls on deaf ears.

Oh she also believes the cure for cancer and alzheimers disease is sitting in some vault in a pharmaceutical company. I have tried to explain if a drug company did have these drugs they would patent them and sell them because that's how drug companies make money.

WhileMyGuitarGentlyWeeps · 11/07/2023 21:33

@Fromage · Today 18:35

It's aliens what done it.

The Earth was like a beach ball and then one of the aliens took it too far in a game of beach rugby and we deflated, so now we are a disc. They're now playing Solar System Swingball with a lightbulb, and that's how it's night and day.

All hail the great alien overlord, Frizz Bee.

Also nurse! I think it's time for my pills again.

😆

ImNotReallySpartacus · 11/07/2023 21:35

Ice wall? So Game of Thrones is basically true rather than being a rather florid fiction? Well, that would explain a lot.

WhileMyGuitarGentlyWeeps · 11/07/2023 21:41

ImNotReallySpartacus · 11/07/2023 21:35

Ice wall? So Game of Thrones is basically true rather than being a rather florid fiction? Well, that would explain a lot.

Shock
shadypines · 11/07/2023 22:50

Not me, I'm a Round Earther.
Err you can the curve from the top of Everest, and from a plane. That is unless of course Everest and planes don't really exist. If you have a telescope you can see that other planets are round. I feel like I'm explaining why water is wet...
Reminds me of an episode of The Goodies (classic 70's comedy for those too young) in which they take a job in a lighthouse and literally everything is ROUND, a radio, a chess board, a TV and it starts driving them bonkers til Bill has a breakdown screaming " it's round, round, round, round, everything is bloody round, I can't stand it!"

Bananas1350 · 12/07/2023 07:02

Makes me a bit 🧐 how people who probably have good jobs and families etc. can believe in things that are so bonkers. Like …. Just how and why. When u have been taught most of ur life that the planets are round… seen photographic and scientific evidence. Why would u suddenly believe some crackpot theory. Mine is baffled.

Pawpatrolsucks · 12/07/2023 07:11

Bananas1350 · 12/07/2023 07:02

Makes me a bit 🧐 how people who probably have good jobs and families etc. can believe in things that are so bonkers. Like …. Just how and why. When u have been taught most of ur life that the planets are round… seen photographic and scientific evidence. Why would u suddenly believe some crackpot theory. Mine is baffled.

I believe it is a sign of mental illness.

Namechanger1002 · 12/07/2023 07:12

PeskyPotato · 11/07/2023 18:58

Omg I remember!!! I need to find that group again!!

When you find it again please share! It was the most bonkers group 😂

WandaWonder · 12/07/2023 07:15

I was planning on being a flat earther but haven't got around to it yet

cuckyplunt · 12/07/2023 07:20

I once read that if the world was flat, cats would have pushed everything over the edge by now..

Honestly, if all visible evidence is explained by the earth being globe surrounded by other globes, why try to shoehorn things into a more complicated explanation?

Folioh · 12/07/2023 07:51

Comedycook · 11/07/2023 16:11

I do love a conspiracy theory but a flat earth is a step too far...one thing I really want to know is if the earth truly is flat, why are we being lied to? Like, what's in it for "them" to lie to us that the earth is a sphere?

Yes, what’s the point?!

Also, people who believe this have clearly never worked in the public sector- if they had they would know it’s like herding geese and a conspiracy this big would definitely get out. Someone would send an email to the whole mailing list, someone else would leave the plans on the bus and Janet in admin would definitely get pissed and tell everyone at her Ann summers party.

70sTomboy · 12/07/2023 08:18

My colleague spouts that weather is controlled by government agreements, not gulf streams, and pilots spray the skies with chemicals to poison us. I pointed out it would poison them, too. Apparently, they have vaccine against it.

Birth bonds exist, and all you have to do is claim, but he hasn't done it. 🤔
Giants existed
The world is run by a secret world forum run by Jews.

Lizard people are part of it, alien invaders.
Gravity is only theoretical therefore doesn't exist.

Every possible theory. Work can be hard work 😂

Maireas · 12/07/2023 08:31

I've come across the antisemitic conspiracy theories before. This is where harmless ignorance and eccentricity tips over into very sinister and dangerous myths.

Soapyspuds · 12/07/2023 08:40

The Sun, as we see it, is actually an aircraft at high altitude drawing up some of the artificial light, concentrating it into a very hot beam which is reflected off a polished mirror

😂

70sTomboy · 12/07/2023 08:51

Maireas · 12/07/2023 08:31

I've come across the antisemitic conspiracy theories before. This is where harmless ignorance and eccentricity tips over into very sinister and dangerous myths.

He is a holocaust denier.

Add in history will look at the Ukraine conflict differently. Apparently, Russia isn't the aggressor 🤔

You can't tell me how much my eyes roll in a day. Love it when it's busy. We don't have to listen to it all. Smoking dodgy stuff seems to be a common denominator in this stuff.
Anyway, here I go, wish me a busy day 😂

tapdancingmum · 12/07/2023 09:02

Namechanger1002 · 12/07/2023 07:12

When you find it again please share! It was the most bonkers group 😂

Christians against dinosaurs are the FB group. I joined because of a thread on here and had to leave as it was so bonkers. There is also a group on FB about the contrails planes leave and, again, I had to leave it as it made me so angry. I'm much happier joining groups relating to animals doing bonkers things or extreme roller coasting 😀

Swipe left for the next trending thread