Thread 27 - Sunak : the Ship is Sinking, Hold Your Nerve!

[DuncinToffee]

In the voice of Cpl Jones.

"Don't panic Capt Sunak"

"Hold your nerve"

"They don't like it up em".

Previous https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/4823678-thread-25-sunak-peerages-privileges-the-covid-inquiry?page=1

We have a choice between extremely bad alternative outcomes

quote you

Lord, I remember when there was a Lilico fangirl (twas actually a fanman) on the Covid data threads.

https://freemovement.org.uk/home-office-plans-to-reintroduce-use-of-reasonable-force-to-remove-families-with-children

Who or what is the bill supposed to be having a positive impact on? Rishi’s bank account?

Someone should make his head explode by pointing out that doctors aren't actually doctors either. (It's a courtesy title)

Some trolling going on here

Who stitched up
Richi ‘Stop the Boats’ Sunak
in the NHS service at Westminster Abbey today?
Who gave him Matt 25:35 to read?
“I was hungry, and you gave me something to eat.
I was thirsty, and you gave me something to drink.
I was a stranger, and you welcomed me.”

deluded

The health secretary has refused to accept Conservative spending cuts have played a role in problems faced by the health service - blaming an ageing population, rising costs and the pandemic instead.

https://news.sky.com/story/nhs-at-75-health-secretary-refuses-to-accept-conservative-austerity-cuts-contributed-to-health-services-woes-12914843

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wasn't there one last year where Boris had to read something about honesty?

Maybe the jubilee?

Yes! There was. It was the jubilee.

They really do insult our intelligence.

yes it was the jubilee, he read Luke 10: 29-37, the Parable of the Good Samaritan:

Yes. I remember that clearly and we asked back then who decided the chapters they read 🤣🤣🤣

Better still they gave Keir the chapter from Revelation about the new Jerusalem at the NHS service. The bit about there being no more sadness or pain because all the old ways are gone.

Ouch

That’s utterly brilliant. 🤣

Chris Pincher inquiry will be published tomorrow

Then I saw a new heaven and a new earth. The first heaven and the first earth had disappeared, and there was no sea anymore. 2 And I saw the holy city, the new Jerusalem,[a]coming down out of heaven from God. It was prepared like a bride dressed for her husband. 3 And I heard a loud voice from the throne, saying, “Now God’s presence is with people, and he will live with them, and they will be his people. God himself will be with them and will be their God.[b] 4 He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and there will be no more death, sadness, crying, or pain, because all the old ways are gone.”
5 The One who was sitting on the throne said, “Look! I am making everything new!” Then he said, “Write this, because these words are true and can be trusted.”

Not sure exactly which verses it included but the mirror definitely referred to v4. No way that happened by accident. Well played.

Someone at Westminster Abbey has been enjoying themselves

Class 🤣🤣🤣

I wonder if the interns will be along to tell us about But Jeremy Corbyn, its only cake, knowing what a woman is or look Whales?

That reading from Matthew 25 is absolutely the reading that should go with a service celebrating the nhs. It probably would have been picked whoever the reader. It’s just a sign of how immoral the Tories are that when they read it it looks like they’ve been stitched up.

The Starmer reading paired with it at this point in time is just perfect though.

Now I definitely think that Labour thread was a paid thread by CCHQ. Dowden going on about Welsh Labour at PMQs today. It's obviously the new narrative

Oh look. Shameless
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-66052441.amp