I'm out to lunch and our drinks have just arrived in

[SoftCoeur]

.. measuring jugs 🙃

Any guesses what the food will arrive on? Plates or, erm, something else?!

Oh my god that would give me the RAGE.

How odd

It would me too, but so would getting my lunch at 6pm!

I should have said I'm on holiday 😁

Shoe or chopping board.

I had some out of a ceramic shark once, that was special.

New York? Five hours behind. 😉

Lunch will be on a paper napkin.

In HipsterLand?

A local restaurant serves their Virgin Mary cocktail in a recycled coffee jar. No idea why, everything else is served in normal utensils. I might have to order another cocktail there and see if the coffee jar is a one off or not.

I'd send it back and ask for a glass.

I couldn't drink the yellow one. It looks like chicken stock!

DH guesses shovel.

one looks like one of those 24hr urine collections ! It’s a bit clinical / basic rather than edgy

@MrsTerryPratchett - I have a ceramic shark cocktail 'glass', I love it!

Food will arrive on some sort of splate, or a tree trunk 🪵

But... what the hell is the drink? 🤔

That would make sense 😂

Or maybe Lakeland

Youll get the next course on a special defrosting mat and dessert in a ziplock bag !

You can get a matching food bowl then. Theme your parties!

Do I see salt served in a light bulb in the background?

You win the thread. That's the most MN joke ever.

Just checking in for a photo of the food.

The yellow drink looks like a jug of piss!

You need John Finemore's song 'Put it on a plate'

That's so ugly it makes a jam jar look good.

We have a measuring jug kept specifically for urine in our house. No way could I drink the yellow one! (what even is it?)

A recently gentrified bit of Canada. I was last here 20 years ago and it wasn't like this then. Lots of swanky shops and so on now.

Food still not here.

[Drums fingers]

You do indeed. The DC just pointed that out (I'm not Mrs Observant, clearly)

They'll come round with a tureen and ladle the food into your cupped hands .