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Thread 6 - TalkExiles: "Yup, still round."

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Kucinghitam · 07/03/2023 13:49

Continuation of previous threads (thread 5).

Gather here all ye refugees from the JTT Flat Earth Society, welcome to the reassuringly oblate spheroid of MN! Ye all already know the answers to the questions "How the heck do I format my post?" "Why can't I edit my typos?" "What do those acronyms mean?" and most importantly, "Where is everybody that I used to know?"

So really we're all here just to chat randomly.

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CyanCrystalViolet · 05/04/2023 15:49

I hâte it too @Kucinghitam. I find it unbearable.

Kucinghitam · 05/04/2023 16:07

None of them have eaten any biscuits! I got loads of different packets in. And now I will have to eat them all myself...

(Tiling was supposed to finish today but the adhesive wasn't setting on part of it, so they have to come back tomorrow.)

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Britinme · 05/04/2023 16:09

One of the weird differences I notice between workmen here and in the UK is that they are quite bewildered if you offer them a drink or biscuits and invariably turn you down.

BinturongsSmellOfPopcorn · 05/04/2023 16:37

NI workmen also reject offers of drinks and biscuits. Apart from removers - they run on copious quantities of strong, sweet tea and biscuits.

BinturongsSmellOfPopcorn · 05/04/2023 16:39

Exactly 13 days ago, our solar panels were switched on. It has rained for quite a few of those days, but we've generated 100kW.

Thread 6 - TalkExiles: "Yup, still round."
Ginmonkeyagain · 05/04/2023 17:01

When we have workmen doing work on the communal areas of our block of flats there has to be a space reserved for a sort of container/portakabin whose main purpose is to keep up a constant supply of tea and biscuits.

DeanVolecapeAKAelderberry · 05/04/2023 17:03

Wettest March since records began at this end of the country - the panels are clearly good stuff.

BinturongsSmellOfPopcorn · 05/04/2023 17:21

Unfortunately our new waterbutt arrived without a tap, so we've not been able to collect much of the the March rain.

angelico53 · 05/04/2023 17:26

@Britinme OMG!

mach2 · 05/04/2023 18:55

The water boffins were worried about the reservoirs so march has hopefully reassured them.

NotDrowningJustCrowing · 05/04/2023 20:27

@Dotellhimpike , if I ever say I've signed up to Mouse Minge please travel down to Worthing and shoot me dead.

Gonners · 05/04/2023 20:52

NotDrowningJustCrowing · 05/04/2023 20:27

@Dotellhimpike , if I ever say I've signed up to Mouse Minge please travel down to Worthing and shoot me dead.

Typo of the week?

NotDrowningJustCrowing · 05/04/2023 21:02

Heh! I think it should change its name to that. I might even sign up then.

Dotellhimpike · 05/04/2023 22:30

NotDrowningJustCrowing · 05/04/2023 20:27

@Dotellhimpike , if I ever say I've signed up to Mouse Minge please travel down to Worthing and shoot me dead.

What if you were just feeling goofy?

CyanCrystalViolet · 05/04/2023 23:35

NotDrowningJustCrowing · 05/04/2023 20:27

@Dotellhimpike , if I ever say I've signed up to Mouse Minge please travel down to Worthing and shoot me dead.

😂😂

Kucinghitam · 06/04/2023 06:44

NotDrowningJustCrowing · 05/04/2023 20:27

@Dotellhimpike , if I ever say I've signed up to Mouse Minge please travel down to Worthing and shoot me dead.

Typo perfection! Grin

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SqueakyDinosaur · 06/04/2023 09:48

MouseMinge would be an excellent username.

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Ginmonkeyagain · 06/04/2023 10:29

Ha ha! How are some peoe so lackign social graces. The correct answers are obviously:

  1. I am a bit strapped for cash this month so will pass, have fun!
  2. I am a bit strapped this month so i'll join you adrink after dinner.
  3. I am a bit strapped this month but would love it if you all came round to mine - bring a bottle and i'll provide the nibbles.
SinnerBoy · 06/04/2023 11:42

I like the way the all decided to giver a good, stout ignoring.

artant · 06/04/2023 15:19

Ginmonkeyagain · 06/04/2023 10:29

Ha ha! How are some peoe so lackign social graces. The correct answers are obviously:

  1. I am a bit strapped for cash this month so will pass, have fun!
  2. I am a bit strapped this month so i'll join you adrink after dinner.
  3. I am a bit strapped this month but would love it if you all came round to mine - bring a bottle and i'll provide the nibbles.

Yes. Any one if those responses works (or a simple “sorry, can’t make it; maybe next time”) but the presumptuousness of her actual response and follow-ups to it is extraordinary. Can’t see any of them wanting to bother with making her feel welcome any time soon. Enjoying the thread.

angelico53 · 06/04/2023 18:43

Nature red in tooth and claw experience of the day. Shelob ran out from under a trowel in the shed. I like spiders but I will need to check my shorts.

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