Property porn - feel like this is a real 'marmite' house

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I really love it however :)

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It's a no from me.
Far too fussy and right under the Heathrow flight path.

3.2 million to have neighbours kids' screaming over the hedge 10 feet away, in their massive paddling pool? No ta!

No, not for me

Absolutely love it
I'd swan around with a martini all day in this house

I love marmite. However, there is nothing to love about the decor in this house.

I knew I'd seen it before on tv but couldn't remember what programme or what channel.

It's bonkers and quite awful - but I absolutely love it

It is extremely close to the Thames, I wouldn't want to drop 3 million in a house that was a flood risk.

The outside space is nice but I’m struggling to find anything I like about the house.

I wouldn’t live there if you paid me, there’s not a single room that I like.

Fuck me, that's appalling. I work in interiors and every room offends me.

Love love love the garden/outside though.

I don't understand whether it is trying to be a medieval castle or a Mediterranean villa. I love some parts of it, but hate other parts. I'd be worried about dusting, maintaining the features in the gardens/patios and the bloody bugs/mosquitos in the summer due to the water features!!

That’s …. horrid. I don’t like the outside either…. 😳 with that price tag I’ll never need to worry 😂

What an interesting house!! I wouldn’t like to live there… the thrones facing each other by the fire is a bit weird… love the bridge over the river to get to it. It’s almost how I imagine Bilbo’s duplex in the Hobbit

I've seen this one before
DH found it and we spent an enjoyable 20 minutes or so making fun of it
So... yeah 😂

The ceilings are so low, and not in a cosy way, with walls seemingly jutting out at angles? It’s very claustrophobic!

And the aerial view shows it’s a relatively small plot of land, everything shoved in.

Are the walls and features at funny angles? It’s like looking through a kaleidoscope, but of beige and white columns and stairs.

Nice to see something different though!

Somehow it’s like the house version of those little castles you see in fish tanks

Yuk (but i love Marmite)

All that money and neighbours are inches from you at every turn.

Also that place is flood-tastic.

Horrible and gloomy. Except the white dining room which I do like.

I think whoever can pay the purchase price has money enough to sort out redecorating.

I like the outside, some of the rooms and the general feel. But some rooms are designed for nightmares.

All the 'features' are out of property on - I thought the photos had been stretched sideways!

Flood zone

No river frontage. Absolutely hemmed in on all sides

Dust magnet

The price

I do like the courtyard / folly though.

I haven’t RTFT, but it’s not my cup of tea. Fake old and OTT faux-Italian opulence. 🤢

The lack of garden puts me off. What is there is interesting, but at that price I would want land.

Completely bonkers and utterly hideous in every way. But I love the eccentricity of it and how hard they’ve committed to the general nuttiness and bad taste - it’s great seeing houses that people have done up purely for their own enjoyment versus the usual blah neutrals.

The sad thing is they’ll probably be a bit bewildered as to why no one’s biting their arm off for it, but they’ll struggle to find that one person who thinks it’s fabulous and also has 3 million quid hanging around in spare change. The price tag is definitely in keeping with the fairytale theme.