Rightmove Gem.

[PriamFarrl]

Crazy description ✔️
Detailed picture of every toilet ✔️
Pictures of random trees ✔️
Pictures of a dog ✔️
Pictures of the actual house ❎

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129160883#/?channel=RES_BUY

What do you think is their favourite colour?

I put in an offer but retracted it when I realised the jacuzzi bath didn't go my favourite shade of dark blue.
Ah well I'm sure someone else will enjoy the property.🤔

"It is difficult to describe this place and how perfect it is. Each bathroom is a place where you can spend the whole day." From the Air B&B reviews in the blurb.

That's just what I'm looking for in an Air B&B - a bathroom where I can spend a whole day!!!

The poster who lives in the same road, please view it and tell us what it actually looks like. Eg, ground floor hallway and stairs, kitchen. And is the balcony actually only 3' deep so no comfortably sitting outside?

I particularly like photos 85, 86, 99 and 100. In fact if 99 is included I'll have it! 😂

Hang on, what does this mean?
Lease Remaining: 999
Current ground rent: £0.00 Per Year
Ground rent review period: every 0 year
Annual ground rent increase: 1%

And what's going on with picture 110 and 117? "Yes, our property may look shit, but there are some beautiful ones round here you can look at." ???

I think a lot of the “wood” is LVT, and the carved doors are plastic.

Those are not baths. They are sex ponds.

Little wonder the debauched people who stay there spent all day in the bathroom.

Those pictures - after the dog - are nothing to do with the house. They are of nearby parks etc.

Vulgar gin palace. The only thing that appeals is the dog! I think if I were the agent I would suggest to the owners that the property perhaps wasn't a good fit for the agence who appear to have a better understanding and connection to the niche (pretentious) market that the house will appeal to...

Whole thing reads like a nigerian scam email.

If you're spending the whole day in the bathroom, I think it's time to review your diet 😵😆

more photos here
www.trivago.co.uk/en-GB/oar/hotel-belmont-penthouse-bristol?tc=22&search=100-12591126

Love the name Hotel Belmont Penthouse it conjures up a 5 star hotel not a vvvv quirky sex air b&b place

looks much better in those photos

Surprised there's no pampas grass outside

But he's not. He has already made a fortune from property development on the site, and this will be picked up by the mainstream press for sure - he can then do one of those Omaze raffles for the house and make even more dosh. He, if it is a he, is having the last laugh whilst we superciliously sneer from behind our keyboards whilst shivering with the heating off and reflex gag on Tesco value beans. 😁

You see in this property, years of his meticulous and Zen work. 10’s of thousands of hours it has taken to make and build this most unique and exquisite property

Not that unique though is it? Going by streetview, the house next door is its twin.

I know another poster already found out that this guy is a property developer, but what’s the bet that he’s also a Yoni healer too! 😄

It has a Libary. 😂

£542 per night to stay there?!!

It's giving me weird mint aero vibes with the colour scheme.

I'd rather stay in the Travelodge that appears below in Trivago for £25 per night.

Pic 2 on the trivago listing has GOT to be a water bed.

🤣🤣

Definitely but there's also something quite clinical about that bed. The way it's cream plastic with inbuilt side tables