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Fuck! I'm high. NORMAL?

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BurnDownTheDiscoHangTheDJ · 18/10/2022 21:29

So I got high as a teen by smoking it. Never smoked if for 15 odd years. Recently started using edibles for pain (I have lupus). No worries. Taken half a few times. Starting taking whole ones about 2 weeks ago, last one Friday. Took one about 7pm tonight and felt good but fine, pain helped, as usual. But then suddenly as of about 9pm I am SO FUCKING HIGH. Like, SuperHans-high. I've eaten about 12 penguins bars and a six pack of veg crisps meant for the kids packed lunch. My husband is here and thinks this is HILARIOUS. I'm headed for the whole block of cheese in the fridge door and laughing my arse off at Gavin and Stacey on iPlayer.

Is this normal? I've never had this while taking edibles before for the past month or so.

Thanks anyone kind enough (or high enough) to answer.

OP posts:
Cosycover · 08/10/2023 11:03

UselessFecker · 07/10/2023 14:59

You think it's funny that you picked your kids up from school while high on drugs?

Ffs

That is funny as fuck.
You should chill out...I know something that could help with that

IrisBearded · 08/10/2023 11:11

@fillybuster that's a bit worrying. I can't see which is the authentic one, but this review article links to one of the Instagram accounts, so hopefully that is the authentic account?

www.leafie.co.uk/articles/dank-bakery-vegan-chews-review/

Fillybuster · 08/10/2023 11:41

IrisBearded · 08/10/2023 11:11

@fillybuster that's a bit worrying. I can't see which is the authentic one, but this review article links to one of the Instagram accounts, so hopefully that is the authentic account?

www.leafie.co.uk/articles/dank-bakery-vegan-chews-review/

It’s really not clear. I messaged this company, and then someone from dankbakeryuk called Mr Tanner wrote back and gave me instructions on how to order. Their details were the same as another MNer had explained via PM, so I went ahead. But I now have a message from the correct IG account. (no underscores!) saying you have to be referred by a friend to access the web site, which suggests an entirely different approach!
To further complicate matters, the Dank bakery suggested by someone else on here is a totally separate website, with different branding to these ones. Please let me know how you get on…I’m very keen to find something that works for my arthritis,

IrisBearded · 08/10/2023 12:40

Thank you @lidlcinnamonbun if you or anyone else here can do a referral for me. Please DM me 🙏

ImCamembertTheBigCheese · 08/10/2023 12:59

UselessFecker · 07/10/2023 14:48

Hope none of you druggies are driving, looking after children, pets etc😕

I have two cats. I give them cat nip occasionally! 😱Put that in your pipe and smoke it😂

ImCamembertTheBigCheese · 08/10/2023 13:00

LidlCinnamonBun · 08/10/2023 12:15

Thanks for this but how do you place an order please? No one ever says.

LidlCinnamonBun · 08/10/2023 13:17

You need to message them privately and they will give you a messaging service to use. It was WickR last time I did an order.
They ask you to send a screenshot of your conversation on Instagram (simply to verify who you are) to WickR and then you can place your order.
I have been pleased with my orders and they usually arrive in 1-2 days.
If you are vegetarian then check the ingredients as some sweets are not vege.

Fillybuster · 13/10/2023 00:17

If anyone has successfully placed an order with the Dank bakery referenced in the article up thread please could they message me? Access to their website is referral only….which makes total sense from a security perspective but makes it bloody hard to place an order if you’ve only heard about them on MN! If you want proof I’m above board, this has been my user name since pretty much forever….

Fillybuster · 13/10/2023 00:19

LidlCinnamonBun · 08/10/2023 13:17

You need to message them privately and they will give you a messaging service to use. It was WickR last time I did an order.
They ask you to send a screenshot of your conversation on Instagram (simply to verify who you are) to WickR and then you can place your order.
I have been pleased with my orders and they usually arrive in 1-2 days.
If you are vegetarian then check the ingredients as some sweets are not vege.

I did this and they said they only accept orders via their site, and you have to be referred….there are at least 3 scam dank bakeries with the same photo and at least once with an identical profile on instagram (which told me their website was currently down) so be careful!

PlatinumBrunette · 13/10/2023 00:53

Try the my edibles site - so much easier

Scorchio84 · 13/10/2023 01:15

AllBlocChain · 18/10/2022 22:00

The last thing I need in middle age is the munchies 😆

😂😂

Edibles are so unpredictible but as pps said that's why they can be funny, these days they mostly make me sleep though

ShippingForecastSnooze · 13/10/2023 06:23

Msgrieves · 18/10/2022 21:44

Oh dear lol. Edibles are very unpredictable, have a lovely sleep you will be fine. I remember taking one, eating a big bag of crisps and sleeping for 12 hours, kind of a waste.

I'd LOVE to sleep for 12 hours!

IrisBearded · 13/10/2023 12:48

And please would anyone be able to refer me too 🙏? I can give you more information privately via DM if needed

ImCamembertTheBigCheese · 13/10/2023 14:19

ShippingForecastSnooze · 13/10/2023 06:23

I'd LOVE to sleep for 12 hours!

Me too. I would love a decent night's sleep.

mowly77 · 14/10/2023 00:26

UselessFecker · 07/10/2023 14:48

Hope none of you druggies are driving, looking after children, pets etc😕

🏅

Let’s hope you never get sick, eh.

Udgies · 30/11/2023 11:19

theemmadilemma · 15/09/2023 23:07

@Itsonlytenweeks PM me if you like. Can recommend website for edibles.

I have pm’d you @theemmadilemma , hope that’s ok!

swimmingdory · 07/10/2025 04:37

Can anyone do me a referral for dank?

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