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Fuck! I'm high. NORMAL?

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BurnDownTheDiscoHangTheDJ · 18/10/2022 21:29

So I got high as a teen by smoking it. Never smoked if for 15 odd years. Recently started using edibles for pain (I have lupus). No worries. Taken half a few times. Starting taking whole ones about 2 weeks ago, last one Friday. Took one about 7pm tonight and felt good but fine, pain helped, as usual. But then suddenly as of about 9pm I am SO FUCKING HIGH. Like, SuperHans-high. I've eaten about 12 penguins bars and a six pack of veg crisps meant for the kids packed lunch. My husband is here and thinks this is HILARIOUS. I'm headed for the whole block of cheese in the fridge door and laughing my arse off at Gavin and Stacey on iPlayer.

Is this normal? I've never had this while taking edibles before for the past month or so.

Thanks anyone kind enough (or high enough) to answer.

OP posts:
PrawnofthePatriarchy · 18/10/2022 21:36

A friend who is with me says the unpredictability of edibles is what makes them so much fun. So not a lot of use as advice but he, like your husband, thinks you're hilarious.

minimalwaterdamagee · 18/10/2022 21:41

The last time I took a whole one I thought my bedroom had detached from the rest of the house and I was scared that the roof was going to come off, then woke up 9 hours later very well rested with an untouched pizza next to me.

Msgrieves · 18/10/2022 21:44

Oh dear lol. Edibles are very unpredictable, have a lovely sleep you will be fine. I remember taking one, eating a big bag of crisps and sleeping for 12 hours, kind of a waste.

Hereforit2022 · 18/10/2022 21:46

This has brightened up my night reading this! So funny!

Littleyellowbowl · 18/10/2022 21:46

I make edibles and you really can't predict the potency of them. One time you can get the decarbing process spot on, another time not so great. It also depends on the erm herb quality/drying process and the cannabutter process.

Have you thought of dry vaping? It's a really effective way of taking it for medicinal purposes and not at all like smoking it like a joint.

FeralWitch · 18/10/2022 21:47

Wish I knew where to get hold of some. It would do me a world of good. Enjoy your hazy evening.

Floydthebarber · 18/10/2022 21:48

No help but I was once so high I could hear ants running around outside. Or I thought I could.

themimi · 18/10/2022 21:49

FeralWitch · 18/10/2022 21:47

Wish I knew where to get hold of some. It would do me a world of good. Enjoy your hazy evening.

Where do you get stuff like this from? Drug dealers? (Genuine question!)

Awrite · 18/10/2022 21:50

Where are you all getting them from. I'm so out of touch but is it something you can buy online?

Just realised I could probably just Google that.

FeralWitch · 18/10/2022 21:50

You have to ‘know’ someone.

I never have. I have to go to Amsterdam to get wavy.

LadyChamberlain · 18/10/2022 21:52

I've seen shamless edible sellers on Facebook

Hyvsvaar · 18/10/2022 21:53

What is a one and a half…totally out the loop

Mydoggosarethebest · 18/10/2022 21:55

Your writing and grammar are very good considering how high you are

When I get stoned I can hardly type, lol.

FeralWitch · 18/10/2022 21:58

Serious question - how do you procure the stuff after a certain age?

Do you just go up to a likely looking candidate and chance your arm? What if you’re wrong? Cringe.

AllBlocChain · 18/10/2022 22:00

The last thing I need in middle age is the munchies 😆

Itsonlytenweeks · 18/10/2022 22:05

I’m jealous 😅

Littleyellowbowl · 18/10/2022 22:10

I think its much more used than you'd think. I don't look "the type" whenever I've told a friend about it.

I used to get mine from a friend but it gets handed around so much you never quite know what you're getting. I get mine prescribed now for medical purposes.

My next batch of edibles are going to be, cooled brownie, pressed down and put in a loaf tin, bottom and sides, then a layer of nutella, then a layer of kinder Bueno, with white chocolate hazelnut spread on top, another layer of brownie, then covered in melted chocolate, set in the fridge then sliced. I'm so excited for them

NightsByTheLake · 18/10/2022 22:10

Mydoggosarethebest · 18/10/2022 21:55

Your writing and grammar are very good considering how high you are

When I get stoned I can hardly type, lol.

I was thinking the same. 🤔

DeadButDelicious · 18/10/2022 22:11

Ooh edibles can take you a really funny way sometimes. The couple of times I've had them I've ended up absolutely muntered. In a nice giggly, eating everything in sight sort of way. I spent a good 15 minutes laughing at how funny the word brew is. I'm a bit jealous OP.

AriettyHomily · 18/10/2022 22:14

I'm jealous!

ThatshallotBaby · 18/10/2022 22:15

AllBlocChain · 18/10/2022 22:00

The last thing I need in middle age is the munchies 😆

That’s exactly what I was thinking Grin
<eyes up middle age spread>

ThatshallotBaby · 18/10/2022 22:16

Have fun @BurnDownTheDiscoHangTheDJ
Keep giggling

Movingtomorrow · 18/10/2022 22:17

I've got arthritis and have wondered about edibles. But I'm old and have no idea where to get it from!!!

Vegay · 18/10/2022 22:21

Do edibles make you as paranoid as when you smoke the stuff? Just asking for a friend who would love to get as high as a kite, but gets really bad paranoia when smoking it 😕

Vegay · 18/10/2022 22:22

Enjoy your night OP 😊