What's the most useless talent that you have?

[HermoineJeanGranger]

Mine is that i can fold a fitted sheet so well that it's impossible to tell the difference between it and a folded flat sheet 🙈

Your turn!!

I can talk with my mouth fully closed

I can recall and sing the lyrics to all my favourite Disney songs and many others! I can also recite several movies.

I can waggle my ears.

I can twerk.

Everything which I touch or have a connection with becomes a disaster area!😂

I can touch my nose with my tongue (I have a lizard tongue I get told) it is long.

I can also roll it up on both sides and flip it from side to side. No hands needed.

Just filling in my BGT audition form as we speak.

I can cup my hands put put them together and move them to make farting noises

I apparently make the best profiteroles in the world (thanks to a week on choux pastry at catering college).

I can’t flipping stand them.

I don’t think this is a useless talent ! I need instructions please.

I’m great at doing cartwheels. I’m a 50 year old chartered accountant.

That's worse than useless - I want to know which type of sheet is which.

I can strip down an sa80 assualt rifle and reassemble it in 60 seconds.

well it would probably take me a few tries to get that quick again as i havent done it in years but its a muscle memory now after all the practice it took to get that quick.

I can eat an average sized apple in two bites.

These are impressive! Especially the sheet and talking with mouth closed (is this like a ventriloquist?).
I can write backwards. Joined up and super neatly. Like proper handwriting. I'm so proud of my utterly useless skill.

I seem to have some basic level skills but seemed to be acquired via genetic memory, rather than actual training either that or I'm just strange.

I'm quite a good rower. It's really not very useful. Took some years to get that good though.

Origami. Also I can make corn dollies.

I can pick up hot things with my fingers.

Can also skin up nicely 😂

I can whistle very tunefully through my teeth.

I’m very good at naming the composers of classical music. 🤷‍♀️

I can listen to a song twice and then be able to recite it word for word.

Quite jealous of some of your talents though, I can't fold a fitted sheet to save my life! And I would love to be able to make perfect profiteroles!

Yuck

@2bazookas I would love to be able to do Origami! I've tried and failed so many times it's embarrassing at this point 🙈

@LadyGAgain This is impressive, well done!

@AsanteSana aww bless 🙈🥲

I can raise one eyebrow, waggle my ears, and whistle incredibly loudly with my fingers.

I can sing all the words to the 50s hit record

'She wears red feathers and a hooley-hooley skirt' (i.e. hula-hula) by Guy Mitchell.
It used to be my party piece but It's not terribly appropriate these days.😳
I can dance a mean Charleston.