What's the most useless talent that you have?

[HermoineJeanGranger]

Mine is that i can fold a fitted sheet so well that it's impossible to tell the difference between it and a folded flat sheet 🙈

Your turn!!

Ooh very good! I would like to be able to do that!

Mine is that I have perfect pitch so if I hear a piece of music - or even a drill or a pigeon - I can tell you what the notes are straight off.

There has never seemed to be much call for this though....

Goodness how did you come to learn that were you in the army?

Omg that's mine too!

It was on CBBC or something decades ago, ha!

I can strum out a basic tune on pretty much any musical instrument but I'm not very good at any 🤣

I'm really good at Boggle.

But can you get 3 meals out of it??

I can sing the beginning of Paradise Lost to the tune of the theme music from The Flintstones.

@VeganSoulFood am off to try that...

When someone drops coins on a hard surface, I know which coins just from the sound.
Only works for sterling, and when they change the coins I need to get my ear in again, but that only takes a few weeks so I think I could learn other currencies if I could be arsed to.

I can pick things up with my feet and not have to bend down

Without trying, if I ever walk into the bedroom when my DP is getting changed or undressed, I have the ability to arrive when he is stripped to his socks and underpants. He believes this is an undignified look for a man. I find it endlessly amusing.

I'm very right handed but can write backwards with my left hand for some reason

Surely he can mitigate the some of the indignity by taking off his socks first, before the rest of his clothes?

Ha! So can I - really fast. I can do it it 3.5 seconds.

I can also make a cup of tea just using my feet ( once the water is in the teapot, to be fair)

I can move two of my toes separately on each foot. Also, crossing eyes, raising each eyebrow individually, and rolling tongue.

And I can tap dance.

Am SO impressed by the SA80 & SLR!
AND by the whistling with fingers in mouth, I've always wanted to be able to do that, & the 'click click' to horses.. alas I am useless..
Oh, actually, remembered one, I live in a large city & memorised every bus route in the 70's.. well, it was useful at the time..

I can make my boobs move

I can move my hair to make it look like I'm wearing a wig, without using my hands. Oh and also waggle my ears!

I can halve numbers in my head quicker than a calculator. Used to type and work out invoices and learned this trick then.

I can rap ‘the bartman’ word for word

i make the best chocolate cake/brownies/truffles-I have to make at least one a fortnight for birthdays

i can’t stand baked stuff-cake is foul even if I make it

we joke my main talent is being clumsy

i can trip over fresh air,bang into nothing and it’s got to the point dp holds my hand while crossing the road as he’s convinced I’ll get hit by a car

only been hit by a car 3 times my whole life

I can write with both hands and both feet. I can also wiggle my middle toes.

‘And that one talent, which is death to hide
Lodged with me useless’

I can still remember every poem I learned by heart 50 and 60 years ago. I have trouble remembering what I watched on tv last night ( though that may be related to intrinsic merit).

I can make a hooty owl noise by blowing in to my cupped hands 🤷‍♀️

Hand farts, rubik's cube and whistling with my fingers (though I've used the last one A LOT so quite useful for me)

I'm also insanely good at creating messes - my house, my life, my relationships...