What's the most useless talent that you have?

[HermoineJeanGranger]

Mine is that i can fold a fitted sheet so well that it's impossible to tell the difference between it and a folded flat sheet 🙈

Your turn!!

Photo please?

I seem to know which part of a London Underground train to be in, so I can be near the exit when it arrives. Except on the Elizabeth line!

I moan all the time

@Iamclearlyamug 😳

@LizTrussIsACylon witchcraft?

@somebody2lava that's impressive! I love your choice of username as well 🌋🌋

@ZooTropia 3 (not very nutritious) meals maybe...

@ErrolTheDragon meals for a week would need a turkey from a bath sheet......

Lots of chicken tea towels and rappers on this thread. Weird.

I'm joining the rappers with Express Yourself by NWA, completely word-perfect. It was once very useful as I did it as a party trick in North America and one bloke who was from Detroit came in the next day and told me he was at a party with his family telling them all about "this white chick from England who can do NWA". He was stunned, it did not compute with him. I got kudos at work the whole week.

I can hum and whistle at the same time... mainly off key, but the Thomas the Tank Engine impression is near perfection.

I used to be able to stick both legs behind my head but now I can only do 1 at a time. Its not a bad thing tbh as I'd always fall forward and bas my nose as I was stuffing the 2nd leg behind my head 😂
I can also bend my pointy and little fingers so far back that they touch the back of my hand. Yes I'm hypermobile.

Undefeated at Twister.

Have a nose like a bloodhound - this sounds useful but is actually enormously inconvenient as it often makes me feel quite sick.