What's the most useless talent that you have?

[HermoineJeanGranger]

Mine is that i can fold a fitted sheet so well that it's impossible to tell the difference between it and a folded flat sheet 🙈

Your turn!!

I can make a chicken out of a tea towel.

I can dislocate my left thumb and put it back in on command 🤦‍♂️

Think I win the most useless talent so far 😂😂

I can pack parachutes. Totally useless for me now but it used to be useful so I don't know if it counts. I can also make a chicken out of a tea towel.

I seem to have a talent for breaking technology.

I’m good at creating order out of absolute chaos at work but that’s not really that useful because I can’t do it at home!

No matter where I'm the world I am I always know which direction my house is in and I can imagine exactly what way my front and back doors open. And I've never been wrong. No matter where I am I just know which direction things are. I am great at finding places and getting unlost as well. It's not something I've ever been taught though, it's just a really good inner compass I suppose.

I'm really good at speed cup stacking. Even when it's plastic solo cups, not the special stacking ones. Absolutely useless.

@somebody2lava my sister is like this! It's the opposite of useless though. She is severely dyslexic and dyscalculic so we have no idea where this talent is from. I'm jealous of you both.

I can speed read.

It's a bloody useless and annoying skill especially with the TV banner when DH takes 20 minutes to read 3 lines

You’d think so - but no 😀

I need to know why someone reported twerking

I can touch my nose with my tongue 😛 not sruggling, proper touch, when I'm being silly with my kids I pretend to pick my nose (I can just reach the entrance of the nostril) 😳

I'm left handed but can write forwards with my right hand and in mirror with my left hand at the same time.

I can also read anything turned anyway but I'll give writing a go one of these days 😉

I can queef on demand.

I can recite the alphabet backwards in ten second, and name all the Fred and Ginger movies, even The Story of Vernon and Irene Castle which practically no one else has ever seen.

I can still do the splits at 56

My thumbs bend both ways.

I can imitate Michael Jackson

I can get into lotus without using my hands

I can peel an apple with a knife in one piece without the peel breaking.

I can rap the entirety of Know How by Young MC

I can wriggle my nose like a bunny, forever...or until I chose not to.

I'm reading this and picturing a MN version of Who's Got Tallent!

I don't think it was the 'twerk' comment that was reported. I think it was the reply of 'yuck' that was reported.

I can easily lick my nose with my tongue 👅
It's huge 🤣 ( not my nose may I add that's a normal size 😂)