What's the most useless talent that you have?

[HermoineJeanGranger]

Mine is that i can fold a fitted sheet so well that it's impossible to tell the difference between it and a folded flat sheet 🙈

Your turn!!

Reported.

I can play the spoons - and pretty good going off what i've heard lol. I've played in Parliment house Australia and once in a friends band.Both times i've asked to go on tour. I can see why they never took off as both times my hands and hip were so bruised i could't sleep or type the next day or a few days. Alcohol always brings out the spoon playing lol.

But can you do the same with an SLR-A2? 😉

Thanks for sharing everyone!

@Angelofthenortheast impressive!

@PinkButtercups 🤣🤣

@MrJi I tried to write out instructions, but I think it's more of a watch and learn type lesson. Apologies 🙈

I can say the alphabet backwards.

I can sing How Much is That Doggy in the Window backwards

I'm a ninja with cling film - I can neatly wrap things in seconds.

Why report OP? It's a dance. 🤷‍♀️

I can peel an orange quickly keeping the peel in one tidy piece. 🍊

I can guess the time within 2-3 minutes either way.

I used to be able to adopt full Lotus position, then walk round on my hands.
These days I can barely cross my legs when sitting on a chair.

I can do my splits (both ways, I don’t know if they have particular names).

My hearts desire is to whistle loudly with my fingers!!

I can give brilliant answers to my own own questions when I'm interviewing myself in my car 😀

Why on earth?

I can sing 2 different nursery rhymes in an African language that is spoken by a tiny portion of people in only 1 country. I live in the UK and have never heard or needed to use this language here...

I can read and write upside down and back to front

I am the best Jenga player, bar none, in the world. If there were Jenga Olympics, I'd win.

Constantly being ill

I can floss.

I have the sense of smell of a truffle-hunting pig. But only for garlic. I should be one of those assistant dogs for someone with a garlic allergy. Actually, I am not sure that's a thing.

I can drink a pint of water/squash in 2 seconds.

I can turn a tea towel into a roast chicken.

I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. Makes me look a bit odd though.

I can remember the lyric to every song I've ever heard. Very useless because I'm bloody tone deaf and frankly I would prefer to retain useful information. But I don't.

Er....ok....but can you feed your family for a week on it?

I can talk like Donald Duck. 🦆