My image of you guys

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Just for fun really if you can’t sleep either. I just imagine everyone on MN to;

• Look like Mrs Hinch
• Lives in a 4/5 bedroom detached spotless house with grey carpets throughout
• Has a cleaner 2 days a week
• Husband earns <£100k

What does everyone look like/ live like.

I’m 33 have medium length brown ratty hair. Currently size 10 and just under 10 stone. We currently rent a 2 bed flat in the centre of a medium size town next to a funeral directors and a Subway. I earn £24k and DH earns about £40k

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I'm 40, fat and mousey. Rent a three bed I na decent estate for the area. DH earns £30k and I earn carers allowance. I'm a SAHM to three kids.
I def don't fit the MC stereotype in herd

Love this thread! I defo don't look like Mrs Hinch.
I'm 32, longish red curly hair, 5'8", size 10, earn about 24k and live in a 1 bedroom flat.

😂😂😂

I’m in my 20s, side shaved hair with the remaining half various shades depending on the time of year (orange and purple for Halloween; red and green for Christmas), fit-ish build, rent a 2bed in a little English village which is never tidy like my neighbours because I’m always scrapping around for work (freelance since redundancy) instead.

33, shaved blonde hair, 5ft 8, size 16, rent a rundown 1 bed flat on the Yorkshire coast, currently unemployed.

Looonng curly brown hair. Size 14/16. Consider myself tall. Baggy jeans and long length, slogan t-shirt with trainers on type "style". House is constantly in a state of DIY or projects, or arts and crafts, or general "my kids rain crumbs" so little resemblance to Hinchy despite my best efforts. SAHM to under 5s. DP earns on average 32k. But to picture me right now you'd need to add a "melted face" filter thanks to the glorious summer and my inability to be half organised enough to buy a fan despite the various warnings of the heatwave of doom lurking for weeks.

I've just googled Mrs Hinch and no, never imagined any MNer to look like that she also looks about 20. I don't imagine anybody like that is sitting around a computer TBH.

i mostly imagine everyone to be a bit older than me, 30s/40s, (I am catching this up and no longer one of the younger posters!) experienced, kind, practical, not necessarily fashion or beauty orientated (but I do have S&B hidden so probably the more stylish MN post on there)

Sometimes I can picture an amazing huge house with garden, mostly I just imagine people to live in a standard 2 up 2 down. Not grey.

I'm 49, but think I'm 20. I have shoulder length fair hair and I'm slim, 5 foot nothing with massive bosom. Style is casual, leggings, tshirt, runners, croscs in summer. Rent a 4 bed rundown house, but way below what we should be paying. Have a house mortgaged that we rent out elsewhere, unable to sell it due to negative equity, but hopefully at some stage we will be able to buy a house locally. I'm looking for a job having recently been made redundant, DH is a mental health nurse. 3 kids 15,13,11

2 bed apartment, yes to grey but not Mrs hinch style!
About 22k a year depending on bonus
Red curly hair, green eyes, v pale. 5ft 10 and size 16/18

Shoulder length mouse brown hair, 11 stone something, 5'4, leggings and baggy shirt. Usually a bit scraggy and windswept. Own 3 bed house, husband, great job, few dogs and a small child. Couldn't be happier

Early 30s,mid length blonde hair, currently approx size 12 post baby 2. Own a 3 bed semi in a beach town with a dickhead partner. I earn 40k he earns 35k - we have no grey carpets and a currently very messy house - spend my time on Mumsnet, internet shopping and browsing for a house fantasising about leaving dock head partner to live a happier life with my babies

5ft 1", size 16. Ex teacher now care worker. House permanently needing cleaning maintenance Combined income of 30k. 3 adult children living at home.
But I like it!

Oh god I couldn't be any further from Mrs hinch haha. I'm 40 size 12 with blonde shite hair. I'm a single mum, one with a disability and (gasp) live in a council house and (more clutching of pearls) receive benefits. Was married with a house and and all that but my ex is a huge twat. So now it's just me, the kids and a dog but life is good.

Brown hair in a long bob. Size 16/18 and tall. I'd say I have a slightly alternative dress style.
Live in a Victorian terrace that is very far from mrs hinch. I think she would despair if she came into my house.
I earn £45k, DH earns £100k.

What an idea for a thread!
I'm 29 size 14 5ft 7 black hair to my waist 2 DC. Live in an average 4 bed detached (the sort of house you'd draw as a child...square) on the outskirts of a village. DH earns 97k and I work for my family's businesses earn about 60k
I have no grey in my house at all. A lot of white and cream and black -no real colour boring to a lot of people but I like it. It's calming to me.

I hate interior decoration and cleaning in general. Live abroad and enjoy doing so. I don't look too disimiliar to Mrs. Hinch, but with flatter hair.

No idea how I've bolded that I wrote above

60, widow, two teenage kids (one still in school). Two dogs two cats. Live in a three bed plus box room terraced house worth about £1.2m in London. Husband was a high earner - I earn about £40-50k (mostly from property - im a designer). No cleaner but I need one! House stylish but lived in.

Non Brit living in Cornwall in a 5 bedroom house. Short, athletic build with my hair changing according to my mood. We have a combined income of £100k (DHs is £25k). Four kids - house is a mess

I'm a Polynesian living on a remote Island with pretty decent internet access. Have been MN'ing since 2007 when I did my studies in Europe.
So, yah never know.

I'm 60, average size and weight, live with husband 62, both retired combined income of £2400 a month. 2 adult children, 4 granddaughters from my daughter. Live in a 3 bed semi in winter and caravan on the coast in summer.
I love the outdoors and the sea, and swim every day winter and summer, consequently my hair is sun bleached blonde, ginger and grey mix. Spend all my spare time and cash on my children and granddaughters, defo a bit of a hippy.

38, long curly red hair. Size 16/18 and very happy with it! Student nurse so broke. Live in a 2 bed modern house in a nice village with my 11 year old and 2 spaniels. No husband but a bloody wonderful partner who I adore.

5 ft 10,size 10,black hair and olive skin.
I'm 42.

50s, live in horse mucking-out clothes.
No idea who Mrs Hinch is, but I'm going to take a guess she doesn't look anything like me. 🤣

I'm late twenties, size 6, blonde damaged hair that needs a good conditioning. Married and own a 2 bed cottage in a cute Surrey village. I earn 35k, DH earns 100k. No grey anything - lots of clashing colours and patterns.