Expressions you've learned on Mumsnet which you love

[Homewardbound2022]

All of these were new to me before mumsnet but make me chuckle when I see them:

Cocklodger
Nurse with a purse
LTB
Throw him back

What are your favourites?

No is a complete sentence.

More red flags than a communist parade.

Spoony fucker!! Used regularly at home now 😂

Fuck off to the far side of fuck and when you get there, fuck of some more

Fuck off to the far side of fuck, and then fuck off some more

Yes!😂

Cross posts @JudgeRindersMinder

Give your head a wobble

Cats bum mouth

🤣🤣

Are you on glue?

Off you fuck, cuntychops.

Off you fuck...

fuck off to the far side of fuck etc….

I've been here on and off since 2007 and have never heard of a spoony fucker! What is it??!!

Sorry did you mean to be so rude

"Did you mean to be so rude?" (said politely). I use this occasionally to someone who has lost their manners and it never fails.

Fanny gallops
Cocklodger

As the name suggests.

"Darked on" (for washing) is my other favourite.

I've never heard of a spoony fucker either, despite having been here since 2005 ish.

'Someone left the gates to the cunt farm open today' when talking about those days when everyone else is an idiot on the road.

A spoony fucker is someone who interferes when you’re cooking.

I guess not really an expression but it was on a thread about sayings that people found useful.

Begin by believing that people are acting with good intentions.

This one has changed my life. Thank you to whoever posted it.

Lightening crotch
Javelin arse
Decidual cast
LTB

However, more than phrases, these MN emojis pop into my head regularly when something stupid, shocking, or funny happens .

Fanny gallops.
Off you fuck…

Manchild
Mental load
cocklodger

Sums up my marriage

Spider willies 🕷