Expressions you've learned on Mumsnet which you love

[Homewardbound2022]

All of these were new to me before mumsnet but make me chuckle when I see them:

Cocklodger
Nurse with a purse
LTB
Throw him back

What are your favourites?

Penis beaker
hobosexual
LTB
cheeky fucker
fanny gallops

Fanjo bullets
Periboobs

Omg, this is fucking hilarious. I know some blokes like this. Utter cockwombles, the lot of 'em.

You've been wendied

??

Absolutely none! I dislike catchphrases generally, if I keep seeing the same word/phrase over and over then it is always tedious.

A what now? 😂

But what does it mean?! 🤷‍♀️

A hot tub I think

All fed none dead- loves this one as it describes benign neglect perfectly.

Hot tub.

I'm sure I've also heard it called a Soup of Chlamydia

If I'd known you were having a pity party, I would've brought cake!

What does this one mean?

I think it’s that deep pain you sometimes feel in your bowel that feels like a javelin up your arse?

@DavesSpareDeckChair

Fanjo bullet is from the infertility boards - progesterone pessaries I think. That reminds me about 'stabbing' which is what we called ovulation induction injections.

Peri boobs is from the Menopause boards - to describe the free boob job you get from the peri menopause.

In the space of a few short years I've moved from the conception boards, very swiftly to the infertility section for what felt like a long time and now I'm a fully signed up member of the menopause section 😂

Fanny gallops/fanny flutters 😂

From a great post today about a woman who was worried she may have fallen pregnant from her DP fingering her: “Lay off the willy”. Marvelous saying.

Javelin arse definitely! I knew it was a real thing!
No point asking a Dr about it, though I did wonder what on earth was happening! Makes sense now! Mumsnet should write a book!

NeverDropYourMooncup

^^

Great post

Definitely sex pond

A what now?

^

Sex pond = hot tub

Thank you

Got a new one: he's so mean he would cut a fart in half just to get two smells out of it!

Another banger from today (about a husband who has trimmed his pubes). “Ancient proverb: Man who tidies house, expects visitor.”

Ancient proverb: Man who tidies house, expects visitor.”

^

😳😃

Brass neck - no idea what it means. Love it still.
cocklodger