Expressions you've learned on Mumsnet which you love

[Homewardbound2022]

All of these were new to me before mumsnet but make me chuckle when I see them:

Cocklodger
Nurse with a purse
LTB
Throw him back

What are your favourites?

Darked on
Dressing gown of doom
Did you mean to be so rude
naice ham

Forgot that one!
Sex pond is a hot tub.

when someone shows you who they really are believe them?

Disney Dad and boiled frog syndrome. I know these are not just on Mumsnet, but I heard them first here.
Some quotes on this thread are hilarous.

Unsure if this has been said but "that doesn't work for me" - sometimes softened by prefixing with "I'm sorry". 🌹