What's the funniest thing you have ever read on MN?

[Noglassjustthebottleandastraw]

A few weeks ago there was a thread that was really funny. I literally couldn't move for laughing at one of the comments. Think it was something like "did you smash your tits on the keyboard and press send" most days since, this comment has popped into my mind and made me laugh so much.

So who ever posted that comment thanks so much 💐

What's the funniest thing you have ever read on MN?

The one that made me laugh the most was about things that gave you the ick.

There was 1 poster that went off a man she was dating when she called round, he was wearing an Arran jumper and said something like 'come in, I've just made a lovely shepherds pie'. - I don't know why I found it so funny, but I was laughing about it every time I thought of it for days.

Ancient Chinese proverb: Man who tidies house, expects visiter

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I really love the ick ones too.
I think my favourite was where the poster got the serious, instant ick when her date came down the road towards her with a galloping motion, like a horse.
Still makes me chuckle now.

OMG - that sounds like a thread to read!! Do you have a link?

Sorry @reesewithoutaspoon i didn’t realise the following post was a link to said thread x