What's the funniest thing you have ever read on MN?

[Noglassjustthebottleandastraw]

A few weeks ago there was a thread that was really funny. I literally couldn't move for laughing at one of the comments. Think it was something like "did you smash your tits on the keyboard and press send" most days since, this comment has popped into my mind and made me laugh so much.

So who ever posted that comment thanks so much 💐

What's the funniest thing you have ever read on MN?

@MsOllie @ThreeImaginaryBoys these sound mad.

Ok, I’ve seen about a hundred references to this in the past few years, but could never find the thread. I’m begging - could someone link it please??? Or at least explain??? It is the Great Unsolved Mystery in my life!

Thinking she probably did take them to the party lol

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'It's semen, not wheelie bin juice'. Can't even remember the context of the thread, maybe the OP was questioning whether she was wrong to want to shower straight after sex? But I still smirk whenever I think of it.

Let's see if I can reply properly this time 🤦‍♀️
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I thought Snapped and Farted was hilarious when I thought it was a typo - the OP really didn’t seem to have noticed at first while everyone else on the thread was dying.

But then in became clear it was a stunt thread she’d posted for attention, and that was a lot less funny.

I also had my doubts about the Sistine Chapel thread.

The funniest post I’ve read was a poster on somebody else’s thread saying her MIL had been annoying her with her Christmas preparations, and she’d snapped and shouted “You’re the Christmas carcass!” at her MIL. It just made her sound so completely batshit.

Amazing thanks so much.

Would love to have been at the blue tit lunch 😂

It was the fat balls for me - that one had me laughing for days!

one december, aibu not to want to travel to dh's home town as I am 9 months pregnant...

there was another one based on teh archers radio soap as well and quite a few people did not get the reference. (I am sure I miss other references)

Anyone remember the Scottish woman who tried to feed her postman her fud ? 😂😂

(Fudge ) fud means something else 😂

Here's the painted pigeon. God 10 years ago!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1465377-To-throw-water-over-a-pigeon-Ive-just-spray-painted

@Noglassjustthebottleandastraw
Here! :)

to ask my neighbour why in the hell they are constantly drying black bin bags http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/2928464-to-ask-my-neighbour-why-in-the-hell-they-are-constantly-drying-black-bin-bags

@UpToMyElbowsInDiapers Here's the Sistine Chapel thread, enjoy! www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3178898-DH-embarrassed-by-my-sensitivity?reply=83628897

Ah yes, he thought they were 'artisan scotch eggs' 😂

That's my favourite MN thread ever. In our house, fat balls for the birds will forever be known as artisan scotch eggs.

This one had me in stitches, might not be true cause it seems a bit far fetched but it didn't matter because just the thought of it happening had me crying with laughter.

www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1199928-Was-on-a-train-yesterday-and-a-woman-got-on-with-a-penguin

The one where a tradie working at the OPs house did a poo in a box and her dog ate it. The tradie then came back looking for it and was in a panic unable to find it all while the OP was watching and wondering whether to tell him she found it and put it in the bin for him 😂

Another classic: there was a baby name thread years ago where someone posted "everyone hates the name we chose". Everyone on the thread came on to say "your baby your rules" "they'll come round" but eventually the poster, pages later, revealed the name was "Slithery".

OMG, it is everything I imagined it to be!

The one with people having sex in a bush, someone suggested it was foxes and the OP replied, "Foxes don't ask for a finger up the bum".

Also T-Rexing.

I never lol'ed at Penis Beaker or Snapped and Farted, but I remember years ago, someone describing being so exhausted that they thought they needed to stuff an entire French baguette into a kettle.

I recall they felt proud that they'd managed to get the whole thing in.

pretty sure it was a hedge, though as hedges are made up of individual bushes....

Snapped and farted wasn’t real?! I remember being on that thread and it makes me so proud to be at the birthplace of such a mumsnet classic moment. Knowing it wasn’t real just ruins the whole thing. (I was pretty new to mumsnet at the time, I don’t think fake posts would have been on my radar, they definitely are now!)

I think the tiny woman was Korean.

I remember laughing a lot at Christians vs dinosaurs, but assume it was made up.

“Doing the T-Rex in the supermarket” had me absolutely crying. It seems to resurface occasionally and I don’t actually care get whether it’s a genuine post or not. The replies are comedy gold.