What's the funniest thing you have ever read on MN?

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A few weeks ago there was a thread that was really funny. I literally couldn't move for laughing at one of the comments. Think it was something like "did you smash your tits on the keyboard and press send" most days since, this comment has popped into my mind and made me laugh so much.

So who ever posted that comment thanks so much 💐

What's the funniest thing you have ever read on MN?

Elderly Korean Lady, and TantrumsAndBalloons looking after her friend’s three-year-old are my two favourites.

'Penis breath on girlfriend' had me laughing for ages!

Can't see if anyone has already suggested this one (9 pages!) but I recall a thread ... Hmm, this is complicated ... It started by discussing, and linking to, a blog where an (American?) lady described her plan for a homebirth - in her large carp tank. The OP had messaged the pregnant lady that she didn't think it was wise - carp being cold water fish, and fish pooing in the water etc. As the conversation on the blog developed, the OP was reporting back back to the MN thread. Other MNers began to contribute to the lady's blog too and her insistence on her plan was hilarious. She would add potassium permanganate to the water, never mind that it would turn her newborn purple. Carp were natural spiritual midwives...

My fave : T. rex 🦖
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The other funny one was when everyone was slagging Gregg Wallace and someone said they bet he smelled like that smell when you open a packet of ham. 😂

I still can’t find that thread ‘has anyone been to Van hoidunk’ it was just a typo but the answers were so so funny. It was years ago.

I’ve been inspired to find this and re-read it - it’s even funnier than I remembered:

www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3477486-WIBU-to-get-pizza-delivered-to-DDs-school-for-her-birthday-lunch?page=1

I remember that @TheEponymousGrub!

And there was an actual blog by the OP which I’ve just found by googling to see if I could pull up the thread:

koibirth.blogspot.com/2011/06/frequently-asked-questions.html?m=1

We all thought it must be a super dedicated troll but I can’t remember how it ended.0

I haven't read half of these threads but you have all made me cry at my desk with your comments and memories 🤣

The posing baby and tall man delivery guy are top so far 🤣🤣

(Disclaimer: I’m looking again now and remembering properly and of course it was very, very obviously a light-hearted troll)

Got to be ‘your minge’ I’m chuckling even thinking about it.

Thank you @Pacidove you have just made my lunch break . I hadn't seen this one before

Also, don't think anyone's mentioned it yet - the one where the poster didn't know how to get rid of her old sex toys. The whole thread was funny but the one response that really sent me was "pop them in a jiffy bag and post them to Putin." This is now a standard response in my house to "where should I put X" 🤣

Can anyone find the link to this one? I really want to read it!

Still makes me laugh, thanks for reminding me!

I still can’t find that thread ‘has anyone been to Van hoidunk’ it was just a typo but the answers were so so funny. It was years ago.

3luckystars Do you mean this one?

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/amiibeingunreasonable/3143672-TO-not-go-on-family-weekend-away

I haven't read the whole bag but the first one that popped to mind for me was boil in the bag vag ... 😂

The Korean lady is still there funny

SatinHeart. https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/amiibeingunreasonable/4506805-To-ask-how-to-dispose-of-sex-toys?page=1

Sooooo many, but two remain firmly in my memory and make me laugh every time I think of them.

The lady who wouldn't leave her washing pegged out overnight in case it got "darked on".

And the person who started a thread complaining about all the swearing on MN, to which the first reply was "Off you fuck then, cunty chops!".

I liked "jobby juice" on the sofa about the man who would not wear pants.
Also "strumming your flaps"
Also "who left the gate to the cunt farm open"

Ive just seen the screaming in the chapel one and woke my 2 year old and newborn up from their naps I was laughing that much 😂😂

There was a funny one about new first time parents where the dad insisted that his wife pour Johnsons baby bath in his eyes before they bathed the baby, just to check that it really was "no tears".

Not a thread, but a poster really made me laugh recently when she explained she needed a 3 bed in London because her hamster needs it's own bedroom.

I can't remember the thread but the poster sucked the dentists finger. And the one about the changing bag and also the thread about the group in the woods having a séance

Also how to bastard a monkfish

It was a few years ago now, but someone was posting about her DH who had done something stupid and hurt himself, and she said that he was often doing things with wood in the shed, and it never ends well. Complete with stick-man diagram of enraged OP, and the DH including eye injury. Still makes me grin now.