What's the funniest thing you have ever read on MN?

[Noglassjustthebottleandastraw]

A few weeks ago there was a thread that was really funny. I literally couldn't move for laughing at one of the comments. Think it was something like "did you smash your tits on the keyboard and press send" most days since, this comment has popped into my mind and made me laugh so much.

So who ever posted that comment thanks so much 💐

What's the funniest thing you have ever read on MN?

I remember a thread where a woman had though her husband was in the kitchen and flashed her tits at him, but it was the plumber servicing the boiler or something. She was mortified as it was a small community.

The recent live parking thread from a street in a Hertfordshire town where drivers had ignored 'no parking' signs due to imminent roadworks. Their cars were being removed by workmen and hoisted onto trucks. The OP, accompanied by her giant dog, was taking as-it-happens action photos from her window of the ensuing chaos and posting them on here.

That was me under a different username, many years ago.

My mum still calls it that 😂

Oh! I just remembered the one where the OP answered her own question (about a pram) several years later, not realising she had started the thread!
www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/752184-hauck-stroller-pound-25-Asda

Could somebody please link to the "STARTING ROUTE TO...." one please?

Please could we have a link to the 'your minge thread' , I've never been able to find it !

Omg I remember the hedgehog / Pom Pom one 😂

The one about disposing of sex toys: www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4506805-To-ask-how-to-dispose-of-sex-toys

The one about cleanup after sex: www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4488954-to-ask-if-you-wash-your-bed-linen-every-time-you-have-sex

That sounds awesome!!!!!!

anyone have a link pretty please? 😀

@jeffgoldblum, I’m pretty sure ‘Your Minge’ was TSC (The Second Coming) and she had all her posts deleted some years ago.

The one about anal bleaching. Some poster asked the OP why she would want her bumhole to look like a polo mint!

When Chaos lost her 4th vowel - very funny 😂

Thank you!

that was absolutely hilarious

@jeffgoldblum - @TattiePants is right, the thread was deleted because the user had all her stuff removed.

But thankfully someone copied the initial post onto another thread:

"is this the minge story?

"this has been on here before but it is my most shamefilled moment and i burn red thinking about it...

32 weeks pregnant with dc3 we went swimming, i had put my tankini on at home so i could see if i had a bad bikini line hanging out the bottom of my bottoms.
we went to the baths,dp got dd2 changed and gave me the armbands and rubber ring to 'sort' and so i just took my out door clothes off and 'met them on poolside' i was dutifully inflating the barbie rubber ring\armbands when dp started advancing down the side of the pool mouthing frantically 'wtf are you doing i can see your minge' i was puffing up the inflatables glaring at him as he gestured and mouthed 'your minge,i can see your minge' i looked on the little chair by the poolside and there,neatly folded,underneath the rubber ring were my tankini bottoms.

i don't know why i took them off,but i was stood inflating shit,by the pool while 'family swim' went on beside me."

I love "darked on". I was thinking about it just the other night, when I cba to bring my washing in.

@ARatherAwkwardOuting thank you SO MUCH for finding that thread!!
I have searched so many times for that but it was te noihydc !!

thank you very much, I will enjoy reading this again!

www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3143672-TO-not-go-on-family-weekend-away

I know right? When my partner got home from work about 8.20pm last night I asked him to bring the washing on before it got 'darked on'. I was busy wrestling a toddler so hadn't had chance to do it earlier. It's just such a hilarious thing to think, let alone say!

Omg the minge story is amazing 😂

I initially laughed but thought "it's maybe not that bad, because if she's heavily pregnant the bump would cover a lot of her minge"........but then I realised she had her whole bare arse on show as well 😂

I have never recovered from the cubes of poo story. I don't think I ever will.

Please explain!

Don't wombats produce cube-shaped poos or something?

Don't know if it's been said but a poster described her vag as a punched lasagne.

Oh my GOD! I've just noticed your username and burst out laughing. I read a book about 13 years ago when I was at uni. It was something like 1001 false facts about pandas and the 'double negative panda' thing was in there, along with 'pandas are ever so slightly magnetic, so if you spin them round they will always end up facing north' and other such gems.

Balonz (best kind of troll) and taken up the Oxo Tower.