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Boris Johnson and the long road to nowhere. 38 resignations and counting.... Thread 9

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Roussette · 06/07/2022 18:43

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vera99 · 06/07/2022 23:09

I'll happily dip mine in his.

Boris Johnson and the long road to nowhere. 38 resignations and counting.... Thread 9
StupidUsernameUnavailable · 06/07/2022 23:10

Adam Holloway...

"This is all over a bit of cake"

It really fucking isn't you fucking tosspot wanking cunt!!!!

I don't normally use the C word!

tobee · 06/07/2022 23:10

They were just saying on sky news that Boris Johnson was told by Graham Brady he'd get 65 votes. Which would be humiliation

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the80sweregreat · 06/07/2022 23:11

If I had 48 people hating on me like this ( and more who are staying quite) I'd be resigning
Dipping his hand in blood !?
Dipping his dick more like it ( usually )

vera99 · 06/07/2022 23:12

10 hours watching a dripping knife fall on a broken scumbag Tory piece of shite. Never have I enjoyed Tory's blood on the floor so much. Not Chinese water torture but complete pleasure. Tory Scum at it's scummiest.

Notonthestairs · 06/07/2022 23:13

"You'll have to dip your hands in Blood to get rid me" - that's the Sun headline tomorrow.
Strong & stable.
Totally normal.

God I miss Miliband eating a bacon sandwich or rumours about Cameron's weird posh boy initiation ceremonies.

OutwiththeOutCrowd · 06/07/2022 23:13

He's got more tenacity than a cockroach lodged behind a fridge. I do feel a bit impressed - forgive me but I can't help it.

I'm fully expecting Boris to release footage of his next cabinet meeting with him waffling on in his usual upbeat fashion whilst Peppa Pig takes notes assiduously and Winston Churchill, borrowed from Madame Tussauds, looks on scowling.

DuncinToffee · 06/07/2022 23:14

Braverman for PM, hahahaha Grin

AmaryIlis · 06/07/2022 23:14

Booklover3 · 06/07/2022 22:11

I can’t find the words to describe Johnson. I worry he will still spin this into him being the underdog and call a general election… I worry people will still vote for him because of the spin or because they think it’s funny

Not worth worrying about. He can't win an election without setting up his own party and putting candidates into virtually every seat,, and if he's too lazy to put the necessary work in. I also doubt that any donor is going to be deluded enough to subsidise that, not least because all it would achieve is to split the Conservative vote.

TokyoSushi · 06/07/2022 23:14

Right, I'm going to bed, see you all in the morning folks!

the80sweregreat · 06/07/2022 23:14

Strong and stable ?!
Even the most ardent BJ fans must realize that this is madness ? He has lost the blinking plot

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Roussette · 06/07/2022 23:15

Notonthestairs · 06/07/2022 23:13

"You'll have to dip your hands in Blood to get rid me" - that's the Sun headline tomorrow.
Strong & stable.
Totally normal.

God I miss Miliband eating a bacon sandwich or rumours about Cameron's weird posh boy initiation ceremonies.

Or Theresa May running through a field of wheat, shock horror

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Wilkolampshade · 06/07/2022 23:15

Following, but knacked.
Looking forward to tomorrow.

guffaux · 06/07/2022 23:16

Carrie doesn't live here ....anymore...
Carrie used to room on the second floor
Sorry that she left no forwarding address
That was known to me

StupidUsernameUnavailable · 06/07/2022 23:17

@vera99

Mum??!!!!!

No, you can't be my Mum...Far too polite!

tobee · 06/07/2022 23:17

TokyoSushi · 06/07/2022 23:14

Right, I'm going to bed, see you all in the morning folks!

Bright & early Tokyo

vera99 · 06/07/2022 23:18

When you have 12 children that you effectively bin - you are a sociopath/psychopath by definition. And here we are. The scummiest piece of shite to ever inhabit the office of PM. May he rot in hell for eternity and all the scum who support him in that role.

tobee · 06/07/2022 23:18

Oh sorry it was the govt whip office not Brady that predicted the 65 votes

CanaryShoulderedThorn · 06/07/2022 23:18

Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian Queen,
They didn't quit, they wanted his head.

tobee · 06/07/2022 23:19

So why are they not resigning? Why just saying go?

CanaryShoulderedThorn · 06/07/2022 23:19

guffaux · 06/07/2022 23:16

Carrie doesn't live here ....anymore...
Carrie used to room on the second floor
Sorry that she left no forwarding address
That was known to me

🤣🤣

KenAdams · 06/07/2022 23:21

echt · 06/07/2022 21:32

I'm looking forward to Johnson's first piece of journalism after he goes.

I wonder if he really will have a future in after dinner speaking now everyone knows he recycles the same unprepared speech time after time. The same utter contempt for his audience that he has now for, er....everyone now I think of it.

SHEEP

tigerbear · 06/07/2022 23:21

Walked past Downing St this evening, and it was all rather exciting. The only people actually CHEERING for Boris were a group of Ukrainians, enthusiastically waving their flag for him.

Fifi0102 · 06/07/2022 23:22

Notonthestairs · 06/07/2022 23:13

"You'll have to dip your hands in Blood to get rid me" - that's the Sun headline tomorrow.
Strong & stable.
Totally normal.

God I miss Miliband eating a bacon sandwich or rumours about Cameron's weird posh boy initiation ceremonies.

The pigs head 🤣🤣🤣

WaitroseWoman · 06/07/2022 23:24

Night-night, sleep tight, mind the Boris doesn't bite...