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Things you only do once

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DedalusBloom · 09/02/2022 15:55

Mine was walking down stairs with my hands in my pockets. Didn't end well Grin

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Georgyporky · 09/02/2022 17:47

Shook a sauce bottle without checking whether previous user (DH) had screwed the cap on firmly - wearing an expensive cream silk shirt at the time.

Kayjay2018 · 09/02/2022 17:50

Picked up a cooled pan of cooked popcorn by the handle, without realising the handle was over the hob I'd been using to cook vegetables for dinner in. I burned all the finger tips on my left hand

Pokkadots · 09/02/2022 17:51

@doadeer

My mind went to a disgusting place at this questions! Shame on me. 🥴🤣
Mine too
whenwillthemadnessend · 09/02/2022 17:51

Caving

Whambamthankyoumaam21 · 09/02/2022 17:52

Sex outside when it was -2. Admittedly a good looking man, never again Grin (apologies for lowering the tone)

Plumface · 09/02/2022 17:53

@Kayjay2018 at least you can now have a successful career as a high value burglar.

shinynewapple22 · 09/02/2022 17:54

Giving birth

Kayjay2018 · 09/02/2022 17:56

[quote Plumface]@Kayjay2018 at least you can now have a successful career as a high value burglar.[/quote]
🤣 only if I remember to use my left hand! Oh my god the pain was immense. I'll never do it again though

amatsip · 09/02/2022 17:59

Pontins- I thought it couldn’t be that bad….

Complain about a wrong order in a kebab shop- the chap behind the counter pulled out the giant kebab cutting knife and waved it towards my husband, I only said I ordered chicken Shish not a donner and he went beserk.

godmum56 · 09/02/2022 17:59

lose virginity

HerbertChops · 09/02/2022 18:00

Tourist flight around Milford sound in New Zealand, in a tiny water plane. Pilot would fly straight at the mountains and only pull up at the last second, I love flying but I spent the whole time praying (think it was an hour) thinking we were about to die. Was awful.

And also in New Zealand, bungy jumping, with elastic tied over a tea towel wrapped round legs 😬

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 09/02/2022 18:03

[quote FindmeuptheFarawaytree]@minipie I know someone who did that for the London 2012 Olympics, travelled up from Somerset on the day only to find their tickets had been for the day before. Awful!

Mine is go-karting, weird I know, but I felt like I was going to die I was so shaken and terrified. Blush. Ridiculous.[/quote]
Dh and I once turned up at the Festival Hall for a concert - a whole year early! 😂
I can laugh because it was entirely his fault - he’d booked and put it in the diary, just assuming it was for that year.
We just had a drink at the bar, a walk along the river, and went home

liliainterfrutices · 09/02/2022 18:08

White water rafting

onedayoranother · 09/02/2022 18:10

White water rafting. Exhilarating, glad I did it, but never again.

Cocomelonearworm · 09/02/2022 18:11

Surfing. A frustrating and exhausting experience where I never managed to get up on the board even once in the whole day. All this while DH merrily took to it like a natural and would breeze past me at regular intervals shouting "wooo!"

Etinoxaurus · 09/02/2022 18:11

@WillowintheUK

Tried andouillette - one teensy mouthful. Truly awful. 🤮
It’s indescribably grim isn’t it. And I’m a show offy French foodie who will always order steak tartare, but Envy

Apparently heroin is never as good after the first time.

Scarby9 · 09/02/2022 18:13

Pubched a hole in my welly and the top of my foot with a garden fork, while walking backwards aerating the lawn.

Put my finger into the bottom of the stick blender to clear it, while thinking 'I should probably turn this off at the wall before I do this'.

AxolotlEars · 09/02/2022 18:14

waxing

Scarby9 · 09/02/2022 18:14

Popped a stray bit of cottage cheese into my mouth from the newly cleaned work surface, only to discover it was Jif/ Cif.

MrsHamlet · 09/02/2022 18:16

Drink fermented mare's milk.
Ditto camel milk.

catsareme14 · 09/02/2022 18:17

Eyebrow threading . It hurt so much !

StellaGibs · 09/02/2022 18:18

Climbed to the top of St Paul's Cathedral when I'm scared of heights. Sat in the Whispering Gallery absolutely terrified. So beautiful but my legs were like jelly.

SisterRuth · 09/02/2022 18:20

Laser quest thing. Can't think of the name. Like paintballing but lasers & inside. I absolutely hated the 45 seconds I did it for. I became ridiculously anxious & I'd almost say "frightened". Barmy!

coodawoodashooda · 09/02/2022 18:20

@edwinbear

Swimming the English Channel Grin once was definitely enough!
Id love to do this. How much did you have to prepare for it?
Enzbear · 09/02/2022 18:20

Club 18-30 holiday

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