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Daily Haiku

312 replies

ChocolateButtonsOfShame · 29/01/2022 11:10

Hello!

Anyone else fancy a thread where we write and share a haiku daily?

I used to write a lot of haikus. I find they're a good mindfulness exercise 🙂

I've just started writing them again about my baby son but will try to branch out into other topics.

Here is one from last night. Distracting the boy with a toy boat while putting him in pajamas (he's a wriggler). Title in bold.

Tug Boat
A toy boat sailing
The blue ocean of your sheets
Night night tiny boy

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Honourofgrayskull · 22/02/2022 17:38

Walking in the rain
My dog doesn't mind, in fact
Seeks out mud puddles

Greentomatoes21 · 22/02/2022 18:36

Another storm comes
Will it ever be springtime?
Bring it on, April.

ChocolateButtonsOfShame · 22/02/2022 19:26

@Greentomatoes21 how old is your boy by the way? Mine is 7m. Loves swimming 🙂

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LadyLothbrook · 22/02/2022 19:44

Tomorrow is for
Seeking out a willow tree
For a fallen branch

Hangoverstruggles · 22/02/2022 20:36

Small faces, clean hair
I hope they know my heart sings
My sweet, wild boys

Twowheelsgood · 22/02/2022 21:14

Grocery sun breeze
I forgot the grated cheese
Menu redo please

Greentomatoes21 · 22/02/2022 21:19

[quote ChocolateButtonsOfShame]@Greentomatoes21 how old is your boy by the way? Mine is 7m. Loves swimming 🙂[/quote]
Aw 7 months, wonderful! Mine is nearly 16 months! Only recently found a decent pool to go to, hence so late!

Further to my recent swimming haiku...

Tried hard to escape!
Wriggly boy! I give up...
Pass me the armbands 🤣😅

Mysterian · 22/02/2022 22:24

Fuck you celery
so dull and yet so boring
like cheese strings but veg

CorsicaDreaming · 22/02/2022 22:48

Small boy never
Wants to sleep alone
I'll miss him when he's grown

SisterAgatha · 22/02/2022 22:54

Came over with drums
To make up for things, I guess
So much between us

LadyLothbrook · 22/02/2022 23:14

@Mysterian I am in stitches 🤣🤣

CorsicaDreaming · 23/02/2022 07:00

@NotInMyFrontGardenYouDont

Bloody keto plan! Protein, salad, eggs, no carbs: To be fat or not? Hmm

@NotInMyFrontGardenYouDont -

Have you tried 5:2?
It might be the one for you
I should do it too

ChocolateButtonsOfShame · 23/02/2022 07:29

Loving all the updates! @LadyLothbrook did you literally go looking for a willow log?

Like yours too @SisterAgatha.

And the ones about kids are lovely 🙂well maybe except mine and the asparagus wee haha

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BetterLox · 23/02/2022 10:30

Early morning rise
You don't get that sleep is good
This day will be long

BetterLox · 23/02/2022 10:31

Up down up down up
Make up your God damn mind please
And thus we repeat

Honourofgrayskull · 23/02/2022 11:55

Feeling very sad
Finished Vikings late last night
What will I watch now?

SisterRuth · 23/02/2022 15:19

Garden of Angels
Floods my every waking thought
Venice in wartime

ChocolateButtonsOfShame · 23/02/2022 16:15

Subterranean
River runs in the storm drain
Soundtrack from a dream

A little cheesy 🧀

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Greentomatoes21 · 23/02/2022 18:52

Reading with my girl
A quiet moment yearned for
Sleepy snuggles - bliss.

Windbeneathmybingowings · 23/02/2022 20:18

I tried this today
Pooed with my feet on a stool
Total game changer

NotInMyFrontGardenYouDont · 23/02/2022 21:32

@CorsicaDreaming

5:2 for two years
400 cals too severe
Open to any ideas 😔😔

NotInMyFrontGardenYouDont · 23/02/2022 21:33

Should be
Open to ideas!!!

FawnDrench · 24/02/2022 10:02

My height in inches
Will equal my age in years -
When I'm sixty-four!

Honourofgrayskull · 24/02/2022 13:47

@Windbeneathmybingowings you made me laugh but glad you've found something to aid you Grin

Love how we get little snippets of each others lives! Smile Really love this thread so much!

MsNorth · 24/02/2022 13:47

These are all fantastic- too many to name but they are all so different, with the same form.
@ChocolateButtonsOfShame I especially love the one-word line!