Things that can fuck off

[Marianne1234]

Light hearted (sort of)

• Covid (obviously)
• late December birthdays
• Birthday parties the weekend before Christmas
• Sherry shortage in the local supermarket
• price stickers that don’t come off without leaving a mark on the item
• covid again for good measure and the fucking related anxiety about catching it this week and ruining Christmas

Gaaaaah

Mother in Laws
Teenagers
Useless husbands
Work
Mess
Never ending laundry

Judi at work. She's a dickhead.

Shell Energy.

@CeratopsofthePharoahs

The stupid itchy scar from gallbladder surgery. Yes it's better than still having to deal with gallstones and yes I know it wont heal properly until I stop fussing with it, but It Itches. Worse than eczema. I keep scratching at it without even realising. Sigh, it's not going to be a small, faint scar.

Where is it??

I have 4 incisions from my key hole surgery when my gallbladder was removed. It's the belly button and the one on my chest that itch

@dustandfluf

Judi at work. She's a dickhead.

😂

Margaret from my work can join her

My post booster migraine 😩
In laws
Family politics at Christmas
My inability to get pregnant and stay pregnant
Brian from work
All those adverts telling me to buy more stuff when none of us need any more stuff
My new glasses that still don't feel comfortable after being adjusted 3 times

Thorntons discontinuing their coffee creams AND M&S discontinuing their maple and bacon crisps this Christmas. I mean really. 😩

@dustandfluf

Judi at work. She's a dickhead.

I concur. Judi can fuck right off.

Oh and more seriously, my chronic illness (in fact all chronic illness for everyone while we are at it) can fuck right off too.

Cancer
People who are cruel to children
People who neglect children
Addiction
Selfishness

Estate Agent saying auction is the best way to go.Go away and do one.F off
GMT presenter that butts in all the fucking time and talks too fucking much.
Lowing flying bats in summer in the alley opposite, fcuk off
Charlie Watt fuck off that couch I wanna sit next to Naga.

Covid (obviously)
My crap scissors that don't glide through wrapping paper
The muscle I've pulled in my neck can fuck right off
The sharp bit of toenail that kept catching on the sheet last night
The extra weight I've put on recently
My credit card bill
Fiona at work
The rattling noise my car is making
The Tories and Johnson
All the jobs that need doing today.

@CeratopsofthePharoahs

The stupid itchy scar from gallbladder surgery. Yes it's better than still having to deal with gallstones and yes I know it wont heal properly until I stop fussing with it, but It Itches. Worse than eczema. I keep scratching at it without even realising. Sigh, it's not going to be a small, faint scar.

I don't know I have an internal scar that is fully healed but still itches 20 years later... drives me insane because there is no possible way to itch inside of your torso.

I think it itches because of irritation due to the constant movement caused by breathing. It's usually ok-ish but if I get even a mild cough its hell, literally becomes the itchiest thing on earth.

Civil service competency based job applications and interviews

@justgivein
Even though I can tell how annoying it is for you, your posts have really made me , thank you.

For me my dog dying can just fuck right off. Six months ago and if anything ik crying more. He was the love of my life. (Sorry dh).

Covid obvs. 19 yo DD’s isolation finishes on 26th.
Only silver lining there is hopefully no mil
The sinus pain and dizziness I’ve had for three months after getting that awful cold, can absolutely fuck off.
Pretty much agree with everybody on this thread, and yes Amanda Holden, have you managed to fuck off yet? Please do.
Wishing us all strength

[quote BlueFlavour]@justgivein
Even though I can tell how annoying it is for you, your posts have really made me , thank you.

For me my dog dying can just fuck right off. Six months ago and if anything ik crying more. He was the love of my life. (Sorry dh).

Covid obvs. 19 yo DD’s isolation finishes on 26th.
Only silver lining there is hopefully no mil
The sinus pain and dizziness I’ve had for three months after getting that awful cold, can absolutely fuck off.
Pretty much agree with everybody on this thread, and yes Amanda Holden, have you managed to fuck off yet? Please do.
Wishing us all strength [/quote]
ThankyouI love him really.
Shitzu waking me at six in the morning licking his balls..f off.

My neighbours and their hideous breeze block extension that makes their house look like is been stuck on top of a nuclear bunker. Why didn't you just fuck off to a bigger house instead of ruining that one? And the planning permission explicitly states no work should be done on a Sunday that can be heard by your neighbours, so your tradesmen and their vans that have been blocking the road every day since August can also fuck off.

@justgivein

I think he needs a pal. Maybe a puppy German shepherd?
Complete your family

[quote BlueFlavour]@justgivein

I think he needs a pal. Maybe a puppy German shepherd?
Complete your family [/quote]
Yes please!He can lie across the bottom of the bed .Then shitzu can go f off and lick my sons smelly feet instead .F off licking my toes shitzu.My sister has six Yorkies lying on her bed.My BIL has fucked off to another room with a single bed
.

And the fact the salted caramel baileys has disappeared entirely from supermarket shelves. What will I wrap my presents whilst drinking now??

Apple Pie Baileys?

M&S did a trifle-flavour "Baileys" a couple of years ago that was amazing. Speaking of which, the calories in delicious cream-based liqueurs can fuck off.

What’s Amanda Holden done for so many people to wish for her to fuck off? Granted she’s annoying but has she done something particularly offensive of late?

Facebook photos of me. I went out last night thinking I looked nice and feeling quite confident, only to wake up to notifications if a barrage of unflattering photos of me all looking chubby, flushed and awkward. I untagged them all, but I feel sick when I think all our mutual friends will still see them. In fact, Facebook in general can just do one.

@Marianne1234

What’s Amanda Holden done for so many people to wish for her to fuck off? Granted she’s annoying but has she done something particularly offensive of late?

For me it was when she became the aggravating voice of nationally syndicated breakfast radio for Heart , and all the local presenters lost their jobs . All the regional radio stations that got consumed into the Heart generic crap lost their identity in one go .

Plus I think she's completely vacuous .

@Marianne1234

What’s Amanda Holden done for so many people to wish for her to fuck off? Granted she’s annoying but has she done something particularly offensive of late?

I remember something about her coming across someone who had hung themselves, when being interviewed she referred to them as 'a stiff' and them complained afterwards that the reporter had got her age wrong in the article I mean, for that alone I can't stand the pretentious, attention seeking, pedantic, thoughtless, irritating, talentless twat 🤷‍♀️