Things that can fuck off

[Marianne1234]

Light hearted (sort of)

• Covid (obviously)
• late December birthdays
• Birthday parties the weekend before Christmas
• Sherry shortage in the local supermarket
• price stickers that don’t come off without leaving a mark on the item
• covid again for good measure and the fucking related anxiety about catching it this week and ruining Christmas

Gaaaaah

Yep to COVID.
Also Boris
All politicians who have lined their pockets
Mrs Browns Boys ( on the back of a previous thread)
Salted caramel
Mud - sick of cleaning it off the dog

Amanda Holden.

She can take Covid and fuck off with it. Then I would be happy.

Constant child illness especially stomach bugs.
People (friends) that say they are going to come to collect things that you are kindly gifting them, then don't turn up. So that you're stuck with it all in your hallway 🤬.
Funny fucker people who blow hot and cold. Just definitely fuck off!

Yodel
M&S posh 'beans on toast'
Small yappy dogs
People who name their vehicles
Nibble bowls

@driftcompatible

Amanda Holden.

She can take Covid and fuck off with it. Then I would be happy.

Yep. I'd agree with that.

Can we add Katie Price too?

And thin tin foil that does that thing where it is just a bastard.

Roadworks that are stopping me driving into london. TWO bridges next to each other shut as well. So the roadwork planners can fuck off too.

Tubes are on strike and I can't go on public transport (because Covid, which can fuck off too)

I feel slightly better for that, thanks

Fucking bastard dhs birthday celebrations today of all days. The week before fecking Christmas.

Ds fucking screeching about fucking jenga.

And I am going to have a shower and get ready for out out shortly. Shaving, make up, hair, nails and fecking jeans can all fucking fuck off too.

Definitely agree about Amanda Holden, her and her strange mouth can go away forever.

Getting a warning light on the car a week before Christmas meaning that I have to spend time and money (both in short supply obvs) to the garage.

Also door handles when they grab your clothes. They can fuck right off

Very slow drivers who can't keep up with the flow of traffic.

Damp weather.

Miserable old blokes.

The fact that M&S don’t deliver food - fuckers;
All the packaging Amazon use;
The need to hoover;
Everything else you all said..

Yes to the price stickers.

People who don't pick up their dog poo and then you roll your buggy wheel through it.

My second period in 3 weeks can fuck straight off.

Work can fuck off, I'm tired.

My purse seems to have fucked off which is probably a good idea in normal circumstances but I need to do the Big Shop.

December can fuck off. It's cold and boring and full of untidy tat everywhere and people trying to be cheery when I'm feeling full Scrooge can fuck off (sorry to people who get enjoyment from the season but I like it less each year).

Johnson Tories

Headaches
Anxiety
Mess

Housework can fuck off.
Drizzley weather that makes my hair frizz out can fuck off.
Present wrapping can fuck off.
Work even if I enjoy my job can fuck off.
Food shopping can fuck off.

Christmas decorations. I'm autistic and they make my living room feel cluttered.
Work
Lack of funds
Anxiety

My belly pooch. IT WONT GO !!

Wrapping up a present and immediately forgetting who it's for.
Amazon and their ginormous boxes for tiny items- this morning my kohl pencil arrived in a box the size of my toaster.
Boris and anyone who voted for him/will vote for him again
JK Rowling

People. Unless I like you, go away.

People who give me “little jobs” to do, as my holidays started yesterday.,
Washing clothes, nightmare to dry.
Whatever I ate that has given me hideous wind.
And yes, covid, Boris, Brexit.

Cling film
Traffic
Slow walkers dawdling up the street 4 abreast and getting in my way
Greedy cat constantly begging for food
Washing up
Work VPN constantly dropping out
Weeds
Dead leaves
Long covid

Think I'll stop now ....

Shitzus haircut.I can't be bothered he moves around so much