Things that can fuck off

[Marianne1234]

Light hearted (sort of)

• Covid (obviously)
• late December birthdays
• Birthday parties the weekend before Christmas
• Sherry shortage in the local supermarket
• price stickers that don’t come off without leaving a mark on the item
• covid again for good measure and the fucking related anxiety about catching it this week and ruining Christmas

Gaaaaah

Menopausal dry acne dry wrinkled dry sallow fucking dry skin can fuck right off.
And insomnia. That can fuck off too. Along with Amanda Holden.

(Prince) Andrew
covid
money worries
boris johnson and his croonies
rubbish weather

@Justcashnosweets

Slow drivers, Thinking about and cooking dinner every bastard night, The price of fuel, My job, that can fucking fuck right off, 'Be Kind' 🤬

@Justcashnosweets has it fairly comprehensively covered for me however has missed people loitering in supermarket aisles with their huge trollies always blocking what I want to grab and move on swiftly with

DH's work underpaying him the week before Christmas.

All the annoying hormonal spots I keep breaking out in. I'm in my 40s now and never had spots as a teen so my adult years are making up for it.

Periods that are so heavy that even tampons and pads together need changed every hour.

The lack of chocolate in my house right now.

The lack of alcohol in my house right now.

Covid
The anxiety of getting through the next week without any of my family getting infected
Not going to the panto
Boris
The thought of January

All Xmas music for a start.

Weightwatchers 🐷
3-week-long menopause periods 😢
Sequin dresses that don't fit (see Weightwatchers)
Being paid early in December so January becomes 6 weeks of being skint

1. Covid
2. Christmas
3. French border restrictions
4. MIL- don't post any presents to us we say we can't go to France now. Posts them anyway because she doesn't like what we said. Now presents will be stuck in royal mail depot here while we're 100 miles away visiting her and she's having a massive strop about it. Actually tempted to say we'll stay here and get the presents rather than visit them.
5. Self isolation - now on day 12 stuck inside after catching covid 5 days after DD, despite being perfectly well.
6. Sainsbury's new wrapping paper - just cover it in plastic the stickers thing is crap and doesn't work.
7. The DC -2 weeks stuck inside with them and they're really starting to really piss me off. Why do they need to bite each other over which episode of Go Jetters to watch? It's not like the plot changes!
8. Cbeebies
9. Covid again for good measure.

Shitzus Christmas stocking..there for kids Angela!!and having to clear the mess up after he's ripped it apart on Xmas morning,fuck off
Shitzu running round the house on Christmas Day with a fucking Father Christmas coat and bells on barking at me when I come in the front door ffs
The lady that looked down her nose at me and said,"actwually its a swizzion"when I said what a lovely little shitzu you've got there.
The Alsation club with 20 big beautiful German Sheperds walking past me with my scruffy little shitzu..I bloody want one they can f....sell me one please.
Wrapping MIL presents
Done got it all off my chest.

My ex

The local councillor in my area who has blamed ambulance waiting times on 'immigrants'. He can fuck off to the far side of fuck, fall in a boiling pool of lava, then fuck off some more... 🤬

@teacherintraining

Men assuming that if a woman raises her voice or has a strong opinion then she is clearly hysterical and needs to go a have a lie down.

Actually just the patriarchy and everyday sexism in general.

Oh I hear you.

Whoever is feeding my cat.
He's just come in and thrown up smelly fishy stuff.

First time we've let him out in ages but he insists.
He's diabetic and we watch his diet carefully

@LadyMonicaBaddingham

The local councillor in my area who has blamed ambulance waiting times on 'immigrants'. He can fuck off to the far side of fuck, fall in a boiling pool of lava, then fuck off some more... 🤬

Ooh yeah, he can definitely fuck off!

The fact that all my favourite programmes on ITV: have at least one advert for a) funerals b) life insurance or c) mobility fucking scooters . And sometimes all 3 !

I'm not old or infirm , I just like Poirot !

Transverse pregnancy

Haemeroids

Shitting myself while out walking my dog

My sister shouting at me for wearing dirty shoes into the house

Arghhhhhhhhhh

My ex
Pronouns
Rudeness
Online dating - it's like online shopping for a partner, bring back the days when meeting someone was special!

@givethatbabyaname Everyone thinking they can chill because it’s the holidays, with me facilitating their chill at the expense of my own chill
This is brilliant.

Cat uses cat litter, runs off like a thing possessed leaving a trail of little stones in his wake.
Stones getting stuck to my bare feet.
Cat biscuits turning up in endless places including one stuck to my bum in bed the other night.
Having dreadful flu worrying about cooking Christmas dinner with zero energy.
Meant to diet before Christmas but ended up eating twice as much.
This big share bag of chocolate buttons needs to fuck right off before it forces me to eat the last one.
Fuck having flu and still craving chocolate!

Pronouns
Prince William lecturing Africans on having too many children with no sense of irony - Boris, Jacob Rees-Mogg or even himself for that matter.
People who think being neutral is more important than standing up for what's right.
Ant and Dec (also for messing up my run of Ps)
Plastic.

Covid (goes without saying, really)

Ignorant twats with a sense of entitlement

Ordering something I've bought before and the seller changing the method of delivery - I mean come on! Parcelforce??

What's wrong with parcel post?

Of course I was out when the delivery guy tried to deliver, I have a job.

Now I have to travel to the arse end of some industrial estate two towns over to get my parcel.

Why????

In no particular order
Covid obvs.
Fucking useless fucking siblings washing their hands of looking after our elderly mum
Dementia
Trying to get medical help for dementia.
Work, not a fucking clue what I'm doing.
Wfh-fuck off.

Covid
Our utter joke of a corrupt government
Covid
Working from home
Covid
Cat hair
Covid
My trapped nerve
Covid
My alcoholic ex
Oh and Covid

The smell in the utility. I know it means a leak somewhere and when we had this in a bathroom had take off (well they fell off when touched) all the tiles on the boxed in pipes to find moldy walls

I'm ignoring it as can't face it before Christmas 🌲

We do make an effort for December birthdays the same as we make the effort for every other birthday.

But I reserve the right to (unfairly and irrationally) feel that it is a gigantic pain the arse.