Things that can fuck off

[Marianne1234]

Light hearted (sort of)

• Covid (obviously)
• late December birthdays
• Birthday parties the weekend before Christmas
• Sherry shortage in the local supermarket
• price stickers that don’t come off without leaving a mark on the item
• covid again for good measure and the fucking related anxiety about catching it this week and ruining Christmas

Gaaaaah

DP's seasonal depression, because his misery really loves company and hates Christmas.

to you, @MrTumblesEyebrows

And people who whine about people with Christmas birthdays. We make an effort for yours...

Covid

Tiredness (though prob my fault should take my iron)
WFH mandate
Disability

Covid

Boris Johnson and his sneery pal Jacob Rees Smug (never changed a nappy as it's women's work even though he has about 10 children)

Middle aged fat belly. Piss off menopause.

Never ending cooking and cleaning, now schools broken up it'll be even worse and I'm working ft up til the 23rd so God knows how I'll juggle both. Usually lots of clubs and play dates but not so much now.

Laundry, it never ends. Never. And I'm spoilt as have a washing machine and tumble dryer but still feels like it literally never stops like the brooms in fantasia.

My beautiful new tree lights that were perfectly arranged and distributed, until one of the two sets decided to pack in this morning, meaning that I had to strip the entire tree to remove them and try to spread the other set out to cover it. The tree looks nowhere near as nice now 😪

UPS
Hermes
Yodel
Royal Mail

All fuckers.

Also my newly minted threenager’s stroppy fits
Mice
Pink Fong

Christmas Day birthdays
Pigs in blankets
Winter
The bastard across the road who insists on parking in the residents only car park outside my house. Your front lawn is big enough to turn it into a parking space ya selfish arse.

My neighbours blue and white Christmas lights that they leave on all night

I have a lovely blue glow in my bedroom

Having to go to work. Why am I not independently wealthy?

Rats running down my driveway

The thread about residential care. That op can "bleep" right off
On a more lighthearted note the months of January, February can clear off and make way for spring time

Those stupid elf things that stupid parents do. Bizarre.
My leaking post box so my post gets damp.
My car radio that keeps jumping to Radio Wales.

COVID
Cancer (its affected far too many people I love so it can just cock off)
Prince Andrew - paedo puffer fish face twat mouth
Elf on the shelf - stuff the skinny bastard down the toilet and flush it
My auto immune disease and sore joints can also piss right off - I am tired of being in pain.
Charity muggers - knocking on my door and refusing to take no for an answer when I say that I dont want to donate to disabled kids so they can play football.
Solar panel salesmen - piss off, just go away right now.

That's all I can think of for now.

@Billyliarohdear

My mil wanting my dc to go to hers for a sleepover. THEY DON'T WANT TO!!! (I'm sick of being nice and making excuses. Just 'NO- FUCK OFF) And have you heard of Covid?

Yes this and

Wrapping paper that tears
Sellotape that doesn't
Finding places to put the fucking things.

Actors shouting Fuck off in succession
Creepy little Roman in succession
My wife watching succession all the time
Expensive rabbit hutch houses in Reigate

The flat tyre on my car that's currently abandoned in a really dodgy area until Monday morning when someone can come and change it 😑

Menopause related insomnia and middle age fat belly.

Both of these

Unemployment
The US State I live in
Inability to have holidays out of this State
The person who has put us in this position and doesn’t want to change it

The kids being sick
My "d"p

Autoimmune conditions
20lbs

My fucking neuropathy and the way it limits me doing anything, and even when I have a good day and get things done I end up paying for it with pain. Five years ago I was walking miles and miles for fun, now I feel like a sad has been!

My noisy fucking neighbour on one side, I seriously wish she'd fuck off
My neighbour on the other side that expects me to take in all of her parcels so much so that she puts a note on the order, then takes daaaays to collect them she can fuck off
The amount of packaging from Amazon that a very small item in covered in, they can fuck off
A cat from 20 odd doors down that beats up my timid little grey tabby who just wants to have a wee in the garden, fucking thing pounces on her resulting in several vet visits and a traumatised pussy, that furry little cunt can fuck off
My DP, he can fuck the fuck off if he sneezes one. more. time without covering his gob
My friend who I messaged about something important, has read said message but hasn't replied since Thursday, but had been online, can fuck off
Boris, you odious little turd, you can fuck off, and when you get there, fuck off a bit more

Covid
Post covid throat infection
Ds repeated stomach bugs since September
Covid

Quorn pieces,mince,sausages.Fridges full of it.

Barnard Marcus.Just Fuck off and leave me alone