Things that can fuck off

[Marianne1234]

Light hearted (sort of)

• Covid (obviously)
• late December birthdays
• Birthday parties the weekend before Christmas
• Sherry shortage in the local supermarket
• price stickers that don’t come off without leaving a mark on the item
• covid again for good measure and the fucking related anxiety about catching it this week and ruining Christmas

Gaaaaah

Covid
Everything to do with covid
Zoom
MS teams
Random ingredients being unavailable in the supermarket
And I don't know what she's done but lets add Amanda Holden too.
And covid and MS teams once again for emphasis.

My lazy fucking husband
My sour faced dd1
My spare tyre
Covid

Boris Johnson and every person who has defended the lies.

There's a Sherry shortage? Surely it takes YEARs to get through a bottle of Sherry and if doesn't you are clearly an alcoholic. I only have a sip every other Xmas. Has everyone run out at once?

[quote EvilPea]@converseandjeans
The fact that you can only get baileys cream at Christmas can fuck off. It’s beautiful.[/quote]
And the fact the salted caramel baileys has disappeared entirely from supermarket shelves. What will I wrap my presents whilst drinking now??

Getting a vegetable chopper for 43rd anniversary, that's going back
Having to send things back.
People pondering over gift sets... they'll donate it to the raffle at Easter
The need to have a tin of salmon when not even here for Christmas ( I hope)
Cat's random shits
Husband's inability to pick anything up or put anything away
People with loaded crap trollies destined for landfill
Make me stop....

Neil Ferguson and his twattish glasses

The fact that kids in the rest of the country all seem to have broken up from school yesterday, but in our city council they don't break up til WEDNESDAY!

@Purplecatshopaholic

The fact that M&S don’t deliver food - fuckers; All the packaging Amazon use; The need to hoover; Everything else you all said..

M&S do deliver - it's Ocado!

Gravy.

Shitzu barking at us to lift him up on the bed.Five minutes later jumping off the bed when oldest comes in.Shitzu again barking at us to get him up on the bed.Shitzu waking me up to let him in the garden in the middle of the night.Shitzu peeing on the landing carpet.

Oh and of course, Boris!!!

And endless "leaks" that aren't really leaks but done on purpose, about schools closing/lockdown/etc, anxiety is so high and homeschooling genuinely made me suicidal last time.

@Shelby1981

Oh and of course, Boris!!!

And endless "leaks" that aren't really leaks but done on purpose, about schools closing/lockdown/etc, anxiety is so high and homeschooling genuinely made me suicidal last time.

I refuse to do HS again for this reason

Lockdown speculation/gleeful fearmongering
Paper cuts
Small child stuff that is taking over the fucking house and it hasn’t even been Christmas yet
Frozen 2 (4th watch this month)
The decomposing pumpkin I found in the garden playhouse (not envy)

Idiots at work with poor communication skills

My fit boss, who I fancy, I wish he wasn't fit because every time I see him I think about sleeping with him

Covid

SIL

Odd weather, it needs to go cold and stay cold

The shitzu up thread reminded me of the beagle from hell that lives opposite. Ffs

Covid and all its restrictions
Boris and all his cronies
Brexit

DH's dislike of fresh tomatoes and courgettes, when they are the obvious things to serve tonight with my Greek roast chicken and potatoes.

Sticky labels on butternut squash (looking at you, Tesco) that won't come off easily and bung up the peeler (not doing squash with the Greek stuff, just thinking generally).

'Peel and Re-seal' labels that do neither.

Covid
Woke
Trans debate
Labour party
Megan fucking Markle
Ant and Dec

Everything to do with Covid
all politicians, but especially Boris
my broken dishwasher
my husband's workplace not getting their usual £100 Tesco card (or anything else)
everything on tv on Saturday evenings

Depression
Menopause
Alcoholism

Shitzu breeders anywhere near my wife when the fucking shitzu pegs it and she wants to buy another fucking Shitzu. They can definitely fuck off.

@inininsomnia

And people who whine about people with Christmas birthdays. We make an effort for yours...

Yeah they can definitely fuck off! Mine is actually new year so I know who is getting presents from me for the rest of the year straightaway

M&S do deliver - it's Ocado!

Not to where I live

So the fact that Ocado don't deliver to my area can fuck off

And +1 to autoimmune conditions

@Purplecatshopaholic Ocado deliver M&S food (haven't read whole thread so others may have said!)