Guess what I found under the sofa

[FloralBonnet]

Apart from dust bunnies, Christmas cards (yes it has been a long time since I vacuumed under the sofa) and playmobil items?

@Litthefirealready

Matt Hancock’s integrity?

My first thought 😂

How are we doing sofa?

Must be the upside down. She's been eaten now. So we will never find out.

I hope it is my will to live, because I have lost it waiting for OP to come back.

You found a rhetorical question didn't you?

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Have you found our hermes parcel? been missing 10 days now.

The Lost Supper?

The entrance to narnia?

I think there's a clue in the user name. A floral bonnet.

Am I the only one who wants to know which Playmobil items you found under the sofa?

@OhYouBadBadKitten

Have you found our hermes parcel? been missing 10 days now.

@OhYouBadBadKitten you will get it on day 60, don't worry, it's on its way.

A pig in a blanket from Christmas.

It's a goady post, nothing was found as the OP keeps it so clean, unlike us mere mortals, now realising how much crap the rest of have under ours the OP has wisely chosen to disappear!

#letsofasbesofas

The missing ironing board

a floral bonnett?

@misscockerspaniel

The missing ironing board

🤣

A slightly smaller sofa

A pork chop.

The last ever Taz bar

The floor.

A secret hatch

my will to live while reading this post? If so please return it

The book "How to Keep People in Suspense"

@NigellaSeed

The last ever Taz bar

Loved those

Also, why are the emojis so limited on here?! I wanted a yummy emoji, and now a crying one