Which mumsnet sin have you committed today?

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I have left the curtains in the top bedroom closed to keep the sun off the room

Today's crime for me . i am listening to Davina McCall's podcast. It's great.

Well I've had ANOTHER McDonald's day today and I'll probably do 75mph on the motorway later.

Ha ha about driving!

And I don't even have a door on my ensuite! Think of the poo particles!

Still friends with school mums from Primary days and never experienced any bitching

Love my MIL

My dog growled at my DS when he was annoying him and I haven't put him down

Oh and on a rare alone day yesterday I had a filthy lovely Chinese takeaway for lunch

@0ntheg0again

Oh and on a rare alone day yesterday I had a filthy lovely Chinese takeaway for lunch

What a brilliant idea

@LarsErickssong

Well I've had ANOTHER McDonald's day today and I'll probably do 75mph on the motorway later.

I've got a long motorway trip this afternoon. I am thinking of crimes I could commit. Maybe a Maccies at the services on the M5. Or go through the drive through Costa instead of taking a flask.

I live in London and own (and drive) a SUV.

My DC watched their devices whilst eating breakfast this morning.

In a minute I'm going to go and clean the toilets in the house, using the extremely useful brushes I keep next to them.

I put on a bra this morning that was not freshly laundered. 7 days since its last wash and it feel so good.

I am picking my PFB up from university later for a short stay and I have told him to bring all the washing he can find and I will do it all for him and he can take it back ironed too. I'll probably pay for his food shop when I take him back too.

Shocking behaviour on your part there Sparkling :)

@KarenofSparta

Shocking behaviour on your part there Sparkling :)

I know. If I do it all quick over a couple of days i can resume MN rules early next week and go back to being miserable.

@Sparklingbrook

I am picking my PFB up from university later for a short stay and I have told him to bring all the washing he can find and I will do it all for him and he can take it back ironed too. I'll probably pay for his food shop when I take him back too.

I do that and enjoy it too

We have been on mn long enough to know that NOT throwing them out onto the streets at 18 is ridiculous

I chatted with my neighbour about how we will manage the hedge on our shared boundary... and completely forgot to seethe, send anonymous notes, log it with 101, or seek a free half hour of legal advice.

I love the food shop bit @ssd. 'If you want it have it' I say repeatedly as we go around the supermarket.

My dd is returning from uni tomorrow and I'm going shopping to buy all her favourite foods plus I've just rung the hairdresser to make an appointment for her. She somehow manages to remain perfectly able to live independently.

@Dutch1e

I chatted with my neighbour about how we will manage the hedge on our shared boundary... and completely forgot to seethe, send anonymous notes, log it with 101, or seek a free half hour of legal advice.

Diagram Dutch1e, you forgot the all important diagram :)

Smoked in the car, when taking my dd to work.

My year 10 is doing exams this week and comes home for lunch.yesterday I asked her what she had for lunch , when I got home , apparently they just had "snacks" which turned out to be a choc chip muffin and a giant bag of buttons, and I wasnt sufficiently appalled.

Went food shopping and got a load of snacks.

I don't mind if people park outside my house.

I say words like cunt.

I don't use bleach, ever - won't have it in the house. It's corrosive, it's no more effective than hot water for most things, and it's horrible for the environment.

There are bacteria everywhere, and I don't try to kill them all.

My DH does annoying things sometimes yet I have never a) called 101 to log the incident or b) tried to get my free half hour with a solicitor.

my teenager is cooking dinner
he did all the prep and also emptied dishwasher & hoovered up.
not a word of discontent

What?? Some of you have offspring aged over 10 who you like treating nicely?? And don't expect them to give you all their earnings, cook, clean, and burble effusive gratitude for the privilege?!

You bastards!

Ooh, I encourage my parents to spend their retirement funds on holidays, champagne and luxury goods and thoroughly enjoy doing so.

@ClawedButler

What?? Some of you have offspring aged over 10 who you like treating nicely?? And don't expect them to give you all their earnings, cook, clean, and burble effusive gratitude for the privilege?!

You bastards!

I know, right? my 19yo came down to eat, gave me a big hug and said "I love you mamma". I was then starting to pull away so he hugged me tighter and said "love me more!" 🤣

true story!