Which mumsnet sin have you committed today?

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I have left the curtains in the top bedroom closed to keep the sun off the room

Still committing the ultimate Mumsnet sin of not being married to DP whilst having a child

I get on with my MIL-both of them -am also one myself. Me and DH have been playing (really loudly) with our youngest grandson in the front garden (even though we have a separate back garden) there is a playhouse, a rotary airer, a jack and Jill seat and a picnic bench set in the front garden. I'm fully loving life.

Left the washing out overnight
Bit into a KitKat without breaking the fingers...and ate 3 of them this way for lunch

I left washing in the machine from yesterday without immediately re-washing it ..... sorry .... !!

Ok I’ll bite. Fairly new here but obviously i have found my tribe as am aghast at many of the crimes confessed too. I have been heard long enough to understand about washing being darked on or the MN chicken. However could someone kindly explain the loo brush issue. However hard I rack my brains I cannot think of an alternative. Do mumsnetters not poo? Do they scrape it off with their summer nails? Do they train the darked on spiders to do something clever with webbing?

Confessed to not too. Omg

I've been in my hot tub....
And have indulged at least twice a day since I got it.
I also smoke in my garden (and occasionally fart reasonably quietly there too!)
I'm going straight to hell, aren't I?

I'm a SAHM to twins of 11. Do not work outside of the home
Shoot me now

• Ate Aldi pizza for dinner in the living room while watching Catchphrase and give the odd crust to the dog.

• Got caught short while walking said dog ALONE in the woods and DID A PEE!

• Let 2 of my teenagers sleep till 2pm

• put the central heating on for a bit. It was bloody freezing today.

I sent DS (21 months) to nursery on Tuesday and today despite me being on annual leave for three weeks…. On Tuesday I binged watched my favourite TV program in bed, surrounded by snacks. Today I had a facial and met my friend for a late lunch. It felt lovely having some me time.…. So much so I think I’ll send him to nursery next week and enjoy some more free time.

@mineofuselessinformation

I've been in my hot tub.... And have indulged at least twice a day since I got it. I also smoke in my garden (and occasionally fart reasonably quietly there too!) I'm going straight to hell, aren't I?

You spelt sex pond wrong

@Pascha

I'm parked up with engine still running to keep charging my phone and listen to the radio at the same time. It's been 5 minutes now.

You don’t need to run the engine to charge your phone battery or listen to the radio, just turn the ignition to the first position not further to the start position. However if you’re not driving your car regularly every day and it’s just parked up then yes, you’ll need to run the engine for 15-20 minutes every 7 to 10 days to help boost/charge the vehicle’s own battery. I’ve had to do that during the past lockdowns.

I wore a Boden top that didn’t cost 50p in the charity shop. Yes, I bought it full price and I’m proud 😂

I like my adult son’s girlfriend.
While he’s home from uni for the summer I’ve been doing his laundry (but he’s mowed my lawn, and doing some decorating).

@Womendohavevaginasnick, no, I named it correctly.....
If I had the chance for it to be a sex pond, I'd be posting about it all over here !!!!! If only (wistful face).

So many! Permanent ongoing sins of being fat and not driving. Specific daily sins committed - cleaned the loo with a brush, answered the front door without knowing who it was, bought Cadbury chocolate, let DD watch TV AND eat chocolate. I'm going straight to mumsnet hell aren't I?

Where to start?!? Didn’t make my bed, pegged washing out at 9pm...it’ll be out all night, gone to bed leaving a sink full of pots, have several piles of dog poo on the lawn...which needs mowing...I daren’t go on...🤦‍♀️🤣

Keep letting partner sleep in the back bedroom (because he snores) and I haven't put bed clothes on the bed.

I will fly on holiday again when I feel safe and not all my food is organic.

Liking a pro-Brexit tweet

Failed to clean my oven and failed to hoover black dog and cat hair off my cream carpet.
Got my washing off the line at 9pm.
Ate ice cream before bedtime.

I ate my cereals and drank a cup tea in the hot tub this morning 🤣 To be fair to me I haven't slept in days due to pain so the heat helped. Left my washing out all night and it was rained on! There's probably loads more cause I'm such a rebel!

I eat like an out of control hoover in a pantry.
I’m fat and look like shite, and don’t particularly care.
I buy cheap clothes.
Dog on furniture at all times, and gets kissed on the face.
I can say ‘are you fuckin serious? Nah.’ to someone without being ‘too shocked’ to say anything and allowing pisstaking to happen
I don’t shag scumbags or try to understand and ‘help’ abusers.

I don't mind DH's "outing" hobby: 🚴‍♀️ I didn't LTB because he got himself a piece of fruit but didn't offer me one; I swore at my older children (21 & 18) for being knobheads. I have both dogs on the bed. We have multiple loo brushes. & subscribe & save with Amazon. I don't always buy from small business/local shops 😱
I did bring the washing in off the line - not so much because it might get darkerd on or to avoid spider willies but more because it's raining.
I haven't put my children's ages in months for a very long time. I use bleach in the loo & sometimes aerosol sprays to make the house smell nice. I also sometimes call DH hubby. I'm sure there are many, many more
Do you think I will have to rescind my Mumsnet subscription?

Too numerous to mention! I left the washing out overnight (bone dry when I got up, and it's winter here!), wash my towels weekly, change the sheets when I feel like it, mop the kitchen and bathroom floors rarely, wash my clothes in cold water, skipped having a shower one day this week (horror!!), wear my bra for a week before washing - and I'm about to have some chocolate for lunch.