Boris and Carrie married?

[DonkeysNotDisney]

Anyone else seen the news?? Another baby on the way, relationship on the rocks, or good old fashioned age gap love?

Johnson's previous marriages weren't in the Catholic church, so they don't count. God moves in mysterious ways...

He looked a pompous smug twat at Eton and Oxford.
I can't get the image of Billy Bunter out of my head. Ew, imagine being anywhere near that.
I mean you just couldn't pay me enough not to throw up. Carrie must have a strong stomach.

I'd not want to be the third wife of a serial cheat, but if that's what the current Mrs. Johnson wants, then that's what she has.

You can’t be forced to testify against a spouse. Just saying.

@Devlesko

He looked a pompous smug twat at Eton and Oxford. I can't get the image of Billy Bunter out of my head. Ew, imagine being anywhere near that. I mean you just couldn't pay me enough not to throw up. Carrie must have a strong stomach.

Exactly, I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that jazz but...seriously...apparently he doesn't even have a massive knob...should we be speaking of our PM like this...I have never thought about John Majors or David Cameron or even Tony Blairs Knob...grabs brain bleach...

Bleugh

Maybe he quotes Latin during sexual relations.

@DonkeysNotDisney

As well as all the above, I think he has damaged CC reputation as much as Henry 8th, in my eyes for sure.

As for Carrie, I can only think 1. power is an aphrodisiac, 2. she has high political aspirations - watch this space

1. she has protected hers and her offsprings' financial future

Its just another dead cat story as far as I'm concerned. Oh no, Doms telling our secrets, how do we keep the plebs in line! Well, the baby story worked last time, how about a wedding??
Cannot stand Alexander Boris Kemal, lying, thieving mussy haired twonk.
Give it two years and Carrie will be saying how she tried to stop him killing off so many of the elderly in our 'protected' care homes.

@DonkeysNotDisney How do you know??? Edwina Currie used to call Major her 'big boy in his underpants'.

If you are in the know, do you think BJs pubes are as blonde as his head? That is something I'd like to know.

And to be far, he has lost about 2 stones.

For those who ask. It is quite possible he has had his previous marriages annulled which is very easy to do if you are a baptised Catholic and have not been married in the Catholic Church.

I can't imagine annulling his last marriage would endear him to the children of that marriage.

The Daily Mail has found a Catholic priest who’s not very happy about the Bojo nuptials taking place in a Catholic Cathedral, I’m sure he’s not the only one

I can imagine but so many people on MN and social media trying to explain it as if it's totally legit and not at all outside the normal rules.

derxa - Johnson was quite reasonable looking as a young man.

Nope! I don’t see it!

I demand Pope Francis does a MN live chat to explain.

@the80sweregreat

I was just making the point that Jeremy Corbyn had also been married three times! ( about the only thing they have in common) It's clearly not that unusual and a lot political figures do have interesting private lives ( not just in the UK of course) I know plenty of people who are on second marriages but not three though!

You could have picked from quite a few famous people/politicians for your comparison. Corbyn has absolutely nothing to do with anything. He has never been PM and never will be. Any criticism of BJ and people start talking about Corbyn. It’s just weird.

@IndecentCakes

I demand Pope Francis does a MN live chat to explain.

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Exactly re:Jerry Hall she married Rupert to give the children some security and keep the house in Richmond apparently Mick is very tight.

Michael Howard's wife Sandra was married 3 times before she married him. (One of her husbands committed suicide, sadly.)

@HopingtoHelpSomeone

Michael Howard's wife Sandra was married 3 times before she married him. (One of her husbands committed suicide, sadly.)

she was a very beautiful young woman so I can imagine her being peppered with proposals!

Jerry Hall she married Rupert to give the children some security and keep the house in Richmond apparently Mick is very tight.

Funny that. I had thought that with Jerry, the question, "What attracted you to the multi-millionaire" would not apply, because she must be worth a bob or two herself.

I'm sure Jerry Hall would have been perfectly comfortable remaining single, plenty of cash, but I think the lure of the superduper wealthy Murdoch lifestyle was too tempting.

@Bravesoul

For those who ask. It is quite possible he has had his previous marriages annulled which is very easy to do if you are a baptised Catholic and have not been married in the Catholic Church.

No it isn’t.

JosephineDeBeauharnais I know a number of people who have had previous marriages annulled or used the Petrine or Pauline privileges to enable them to be married in the Catholic Church. In these circumstances it has been quite easy of course they have to go through the formalities required by the church but it is not difficult