I know we all love a Chester drawers, but I have one better

[FelicityBeedle]

Introducing the fabulous new piece of furniture, the shezlon!

What are spinnels? On the Goochy neckless advert.

Been waiting to share this!

I love that the ham bag is pink!

@CatBiscuits - it’s possible they’re doing it to avoid detection. If it’s stolen, they don’t want it showing up in any trawling by Gucci etc. The name in the photo won’t register, but the text would.

Seen on local buy/sell/news pages:
Chocker necklass
Tiller wanted for bathroom floor
Chewrwarwer wanted
Complaints about people who don't tow the line
Role on the weekend
Shabby chick
Shamwa leather

Not a product but a friend of mine recommended a movie which starred Joe Quinn Phoenix

@Clunt

This one from years ago is still repeated in our household 😂

'They have been 'wermed' and have had their ferst jabs.'

@WeatherwaxOn

Seen on local buy/sell/news pages: Chocker necklass Tiller wanted for bathroom floor Chewrwarwer wanted Complaints about people who don't tow the line Role on the weekend Shabby chick Shamwa leather

Chewrwarwer? Don't get that one!

Chihuahua

@SplendidSuns1000

That reminds me of my batty grandmother calling the collar on her new coat Forks Fir instead of faux fur.

I think she meant Fox Fur.

Dinning table

The worst pronunciation one for me is when people pronounce Ralph Lauren as Ralph L'Wren.

@BernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz

Not a product but a friend of mine recommended a movie which starred Joe Quinn Phoenix

I bet they bloody pronounce it Joe Quinn too.
I love a bit of Wackeen Feenix, oi fink eees ace.

The local greengrocer sometimes sells Hearty Chokes.

It's perfect because the ones they sell are magnificent.

Chewrwarwer

Chihuahua

@littlepattilou
I think it may have been a Russian person... that’s the accent we use anyway when the cat is going to the vets to be wermed 😂

My two favorites to date are my former manager's "crotch pot" (you better believe I did not take her up on her offer of "beans that cooked all night in the crotch pot'), and an advertisement for a mountain home for sale due to divorce that stated, "Huge dick for entertaining." And I thought, "Damn...he really DID lose everything in that divorce!"

@CatBiscuits

Lovely Goochy necklace

Surely that is pure cant-be-arsedness with spelling. It's right there on the box. How can you not know what you are selling?

@lborgia

I love that the ham bag is pink!

@CatBiscuits - it’s possible they’re doing it to avoid detection. If it’s stolen, they don’t want it showing up in any trawling by Gucci etc. The name in the photo won’t register, but the text would.

This really confused me on a page for buying and selling Sylvanians — lots of posts about wabbits, squirls and myce. Apparently Facebook isn't happy if it thinks you're selling live animals.

Although having said that, I have a couple of farming friends who advertise (real) cows on there sometimes, and I've seen a kennel advertising future litters of puppies, so I'm not quite sure how that works!

Flawless

Facebook page: Asda keckle £5

This is for all of us

Not a sale one but I had a friend who used to take her kids trickle treating on Halloween.

Omg I’ve gone down a rabbit hole

@MsTSwift

My mum used to call the conservatory a “conservatoire” sort of as a joke but we hosted European teens and one actually went to a conservatoire which is a posh French music school and she got terribly confused by what mum was wibbling on about 😁

I just want to say that I’ve never heard anyone else use the term ‘wibbling on about’

I say it often but thought I was the only one!

I’m going to start innocently dropping some of these into my Facebook posts.