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I know we all love a Chester drawers, but I have one better

424 replies

FelicityBeedle · 15/03/2021 15:22

Introducing the fabulous new piece of furniture, the shezlon!

I know we all love a Chester drawers, but I have one better
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lovablequalities · 15/03/2021 16:05

I saw an advert once for an automan.

I think the kind you have for storage rather than C3PO or I, Robot!

fivelemons · 15/03/2021 16:06

Voovay Clickwot
Grin Grin Grin

muddyford · 15/03/2021 16:06

A local garden company advertised building pagolas. Like a pagoda with no sides...

Maverickess · 15/03/2021 16:07

@Spied

My mother talks incessantly about her new wall drobesBlush
I'll be honest here, as a child I thought it was walldrobe! I wrote it like that and argued my point that I thought that because 'drobe' was maybe an old fashioned word for cupboard and they're usually against a wall! Voila - Walldrobe! I think a lot of people spell things as they say them though, most people I know say 'chest 'a' draws' they don't pronounce the draw-ers part specifically. And the chest 'a' bit could be chester rather than chest of if you didn't know the actual language behind it.
Ihopeyourcakeisshit · 15/03/2021 16:12

Voovay Clickwot? Nah..

BrownEyedGirl80 · 15/03/2021 16:14

Fuck me that's bad

VerityWibbleWobble · 15/03/2021 16:14

@Devlesko

I like that one, but I give you Hand teak spelt like that Grin
Oh dear god 😂
DarthWeeder · 15/03/2021 16:15

@Ihopeyourcakeisshit

Voovay Clickwot? Nah..
Yeah I’m not buying that one either Grin
ChesterDraws4Sale · 15/03/2021 16:17

I’m on root to pick it up...

ShirleyPhallus · 15/03/2021 16:19

Micheal wave is genius Grin

Markies · 15/03/2021 16:21

How about a moken troll(er)

LunaHeather · 15/03/2021 16:21

Nothing could have prepared me for this.🤦🏽‍♀️

BreakfastOfWaffles · 15/03/2021 16:22

I need a Shezlon and a Michael wave in my life!

Cattenberg · 15/03/2021 16:24

My schoolfriend’s family had a large chest of drawers they called the ”toyboy”. I had no idea what they were on about.

Ihopeyourcakeisshit · 15/03/2021 16:24

I can't even work out moken troll?

PussyCatEatingEasterEggs · 15/03/2021 16:25

@ememem84

Love it.

my local fb selling page had a walled-robe for sale the other day.

Maybe the back was missing? Grin
Cam2020 · 15/03/2021 16:25

Woah, that's hilarious.

I did once hear someone call it a chez ee long ee
WTF? Like that actress, Cheire Lunghi? Grin

Isadora2007 · 15/03/2021 16:25

@Ihopeyourcakeisshit remote control?

PussyCatEatingEasterEggs · 15/03/2021 16:26

@Markies

How about a moken troll(er)
Remote Control?
Cam2020 · 15/03/2021 16:27

I can't even work out moken troll?

Remote control?

We should make a quiz out of this.

Ihopeyourcakeisshit · 15/03/2021 16:27

Oh God ShockGrin

FoonySpucker · 15/03/2021 16:28

@Cattenberg

My schoolfriend’s family had a large chest of drawers they called the ”toyboy”. I had no idea what they were on about.
A tallboy maybe?

www.wayfair.com/keyword.php?keyword=tall+boy+dresser

newrubylane · 15/03/2021 16:30

My best one was a forks leather sofa 😆

Markies · 15/03/2021 16:30

[quote Isadora2007]@Ihopeyourcakeisshit remote control?[/quote]
Correct! Definitely the worst I’ve seen! 🤣🤣

Cattenberg · 15/03/2021 16:30

Foonyspucker, it did turn out to be a tallboy, but I’d genuinely never heard the term before.