This house listing on rightmove...

[Bobida]

Aside from the slightly acquired decorative taste... wtf is with them sneaking their tea set (or part of it) into as many pictures as possible? bonus points when it’s photographed with muffins or a cheese board...

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/86202511#/

I love these threads.

I’m intrigued by photo no 10 (which also states 17 of 49).

Look up (beyond the tray of muffins and teacups). There is some kind of smoked window with a set of drawers underneath. But what is going on behind the window or screen? A woman with a bun in her hair leaning over a dining table? She seems to be wearing a shiny belt. Who or what is to her left - a child? Maybe she has baked some more muffins for staging and the child wants to eat one?

Or is it a ghostly apparition? :)

Wonder what the estate agents thought when they looked through the photos

I actually love it. Even the decor

Much prefer that house at £700,000 to that Willesden house on another thread which is almost £1million more

So funny! This thread has made me smile no end!
If I was looking to buy at the moment I'd be way more likely to fall in love with this than a house that's utterly blank in personality and looks like it's been rented or repossessed!
It may be Home Staged, but it feels full of love and a happy homely place, nonetheless.

The idea of Poirot bedding has really made me laugh :o :o

I wouldn't be surprised if my brother bought that place, he lives that way and has delusions of grandeur.

I’m so freaked out by the couple who have been turned to stone in the garden

It's Pierrot not Poirot, @InsaneLockdowner, although I could understand why you might be thinking about murder.

I have asked the EA where the teaset is from.

I drove past this house a few weeks ago and couldn't wait to nosy on rightmove.

£700k for a badly aged property on a main road in Wakefield, right next door to a pub and a stones throw away from the Asda and estate? Nah you're alright 🤣

I would be concerned about the electrics and boiler needing replacing!

I reckon the owner was going full on Mrs Doyle when the EA went to do the photos.

"Will you be wanting some tea? Ah go on, go on, go .on"

I'm not saying ita haunted, but these 2 roam the halls at night 😂

@Nutrigrainygoodness

I love it!

When I said Repossessed I mean like when a sale is forced not actual possessed LOL

I am SO going to do this when I list my house! Possibly some hideous ornament

Omg photo 20! They are obsessed with tea services...

Is that a huge crack in the corner of the ceiling in 31 of 49/Photo 4?

Poirot was brought in to investigate the murder of the interloper Cheese Board who tried to muscle in in the gig.

lol you aren’t buying a house, you’re buying a lifestyle dahling.
Love the house though

@Nutrigrainygoodness

I'm not saying ita haunted, but these 2 roam the halls at night 😂

😂lol

Pahahahhaha 😂 and the little plant and the vase of flowers 😂

It would make a good venue for Murder Mystery weekends

What a bargain for 700k.

Amazing house - terrible photos.

whats with the tanning lights above the bath in photo 33
that cant be safe

Tan as you bathe dahlink
(I said that in my Call me Bubbles voice! )

Its an amazing house

I have copied an image of the hall flooring- my house is very similar but the flooring was removed in the 1970s and I am constantly looking at authentic flooring before I decided what to put down and that house has an indexical fireplace to be of ours- so a similar type house.

I love the close-up photo of the skanky bath taps.

And the roaming tea set.

And the coqeuttishly half-open doors.

And the ghosts.