This house listing on rightmove...

[Bobida]

Aside from the slightly acquired decorative taste... wtf is with them sneaking their tea set (or part of it) into as many pictures as possible? bonus points when it’s photographed with muffins or a cheese board...

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/86202511#/

Wow, what a house! Obviously it'd need updated, decor wise, but I've never just moved in to any house and not changed the decor.

The painting of the pissed-off bairn made me laugh - I'm sure I have that same facial expression most of the time!

Thanks. I really needed a laugh and this did the trick!

Love it!

I need to know about the old couple in the garden. Are they part of the sale? I have a feeling that if they are moved then baaad things will happen - same also goes for creepy child painting. Perhaps the tea sets and cheese boards are offerings?

This is not just staging, this is M&S staging...

I think first place for photobombing goes to the pair of scented candles, not the tea set, with the vase of long stemmed roses in third. Honourable mentions go the the pair of tea light lanterns and succulents.

The port is branded as M&S but the cheese board also looks like their Christmas selection, the lanterns, candles and plants (I recognise the pots) are definitely M&S... I think someone ran into the local store and grabbed an armful of props.

@InsaneLockdowner I had that exact bedding as a child, now in my 30's! What a hideous blast from the past 😂😂

Ha ha the vase of white roses that appears in every shot!

Comes with free set of twins to play with. Forever. And ever. And ever.

I love it all except the statues sitting on the bench in the garden. They are a bit creepy.

@Bluntness100

Wow, all that house for that price,where I live you’d get a three bed terrace for that,,,,if you are Lucky.

Beautiful house,with a very low price due to its location,

It's in one of the nice posh areas of Wakefield, albeit on a main road and just up from Asda/Aldi. There are some gorgeous houses in Sandal.

Never mind all that what is the “aquagym” in the bathroom over the spa bath in picture 33? It looks like a subbed over the top?

I feel like I stayed there after a wedding about 15 years ago, and it already felt like stepping back in time then.

I haven't seen a house decorated like this since the 90s. I'd forgotten how hideous it all was. Gorgeous house though, do you think they'd throw in the tea set?

Is that a sunbed over the bath?

Horrible kitchen and garden

I love this house! I have a friend that lives on that road, close to this house. All of the houses are beautiful. I wish I had £700,000

Well it's a gorgeous house, but it'd cost at least £150k at a rough guess to erase all traces of the 1980s/90s and make it liveable inside. Those pelmets! At least the teaset would be easy to box up and send to charity...

I'm sure photo 36 was where Kevin McCallister shouted "I don't want to see any of you again for the rest of my whole life!" in home alone before they all fucked off the Paris and left him

Half expected the tray to turn up on top of the bidet.

It's a little bit on the creepy side. Would expect it to maybe have a ghost. Who used to enjoy afternoon tea.

The cheese and grapes shot is brilliant, it's almost like an Instagram flatlay. Is the new house selling trend, maybe they will start seasonal dressing next with a Christmas tree and Easter eggs.

Looks like a place of horror. The couple from the bench come alive at night and murder you if they catch you awake.

There's more photos of teacups than of bedrooms. Just the one bedroom, which according to the brochure is "fit for royalty." tye bedroom 4 that looks to be a corridor with a sink in it, on the floor plan, is probably where they'd put Prince Andrew.

Ah, spotted a second bedroom photographed. Bedrooms 2 and 4 and the loft room, which must be the 5th bedroom, remain a mystery.

I love that house. I don’t mind all the chintz if I’m honest.

I had Pierrot bedding, too. I’m 50 in a couple of weeks. According to Pinterest it’s now classed as rare and vintage 😂