I am your mil

[TTC45]

OK ok

So I've seen a few of these before and they proper cracked me up.

I thought of it randomly today and decided to start one.

I promise that you that it is all entirely lighthearted and that I know that not all mil are bad ;)

So go on, ask me or tell me something?

For I am your mil.

Why on earth did you let religion trap you in a marriage with a wanker ?

@Libera88

You've hit the nail on the head there love , but don't tell anyone please.

I like to pretend to be a momma bear but I'm actually just a bit of a cunt sometimes.

@Pickypolly

You are a shining star and always and eternally loved for the sunshine that you have brought.

@CupOfTeaAlonePlease

I am a massive narcasisstic cunt.

Still fuming you fucking died though.

@FippertyGibbett

Well, call it fear.

@Pickypolly

To be fair, so am I 😂😂

Just wanted to say that you and DFiL were excellent DPiL & GPs. Slightly bonkers and occasionally irritating but excellent none the less.

Your willingness to give things a go and to make the best of any situation was an example. The wakes after your funerals were full of love and laughter just as your lives had been.

I love you dearly but PLEASE stop buying the children stuff every time you see them, it’s pretty much every week and it’s just too much!

Why do you favour my SIL's children, always having them round and babysitting, whereas you will only look after our children once a year under duress

@GnomeDePlume

You have our hearts, and we shall forever look down and watch over you. ❤️❤️

@DartmoorDoughnut

I like to treat my grandchildren!?

Without my plastic tat and too small clothes, what are they going to play with or wear??

@secretrugbyfan

Because they have us over a barrel, they found out about our swinger lifestyle and are currently blackmailing us. Please help.

Dearie me I see you are copying my idea, well they do say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery as I told my DiL when she tried to cook a roast dinner. Enjoy yourself dear, but I am sure someone will be along to inform you not all MiLs are like that and it is sexist. Millenials, dear they are dreadfully woke and will blame you for the housing market as soon as look at you.

I miss you. Your grandson is a nutcase and your new granddaughter looks just like you.

Thank you for being so good to me.
You give me more support than my own mother does.

TTC45

You are too kind. I think she's so poisoned she's evil to the core too. Honestly they are as though sub-human was an actual state to be.

Why have you changed your “opinions” on everything, and rewritten your history to suit your new husband’s narrative? (Hurt your sons and turned into an evil bigot?)

You're so incredibly kind and loving but you sometimes overstep into interfering.

Btw, I know about my MIL’s actual secret swinger past, and there’s no way in hell she’s allowed near my kids!

We know that you really want to spend more time with us and be part of everything we do. Can't you see that we'd want to be with you more if you made it easier? Insisting in doing everything exactly the way you've always done it, quibbling over irrelevant details and never, ever being on time for anything make it really exhausting.

Just wondering why you act like a spoilt brat and get so nasty when it doesn't go " your " way! You've wreaked mine and your sons relationship!

Why do you still call me Fiona? Your son divorced her 20 years ago. Oh, and just because I work from home doesn’t mean I don’t have a job (on top of looking after the kids). You don’t know my profession and it drives me insane!

Dear MIL, what's it like being a zombie? (Given that you passed on in 2011).

Cut your toe nails 🤭

Thank you for your email saying you've sent me a gift card but you can't remember if there is anything on it.